I will work for E! one day...

For the love of god, call child services!

2007-07-31T19:24:00.001-07:00

Who wouldn't want to be pregnant and in jail for a DUI? Well we no Nicole Richie could really care less. It is a sad, sad day for me to have to actually acknowledge that Nicole Richie is pregnant!!!!!!! I, despite much flack have always been a big Nicole fan. From the heroin addicted chubby Nicole to the chubby rehabed Simple Life sidekick to the anorexic Paris hater, I've been through it all with her, always cheering her along but...now I am just in a state of distress. How can she be caught driving drunk and on vicodin the wrong way now that she's pregnant?!?! How selfish! And really also what child wouldn't want these two for parents. I'm sure Diane Sawyer is holding back with every ounce of will power to not scream at how stupid they are both being. I mean please abortion hasn't been banned yet! (or ever hopefully) But I mean come on, how stupid is she. Last week she was avoiding going to court and how she's four months along. I just don't even have words for how upset with her I am. I can't really aspire to be exactly like her now, trying to be anorexic was so much easier than achieving baby bump success.

Another troubled mother would have to be Ms. Britney Spears. Now that her divorce with K-Fed is final I predict the duo will be battling it out in court once again but this time for custody. I actually hope for the kids' sake that K-Fed gets them. For those of you who haven't purchased and read OK! magazine, first of all stop reading right now and go buy it, but I digress, the magazine basically trashes Britney. She was supposed to be scheduled for a tell all complete with photo shoot but the bitch went crazy, stole some dresses, had a fit and ran out before the interview was over. Apparently she had the same break down at her video shoot for which she shelled out all the cash. She is on a fast downward spiral that appears as though it will only end badly. Somebody needs to grab that girl by her cheap weave and drag her to the nearest rehab clinic complete with 24 psychiatry care.

Okay, I'm too upset over Nicole's impending alcohol fetal ridden child (I hope not) to continue.

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I know what killed Lindsay Lohan's career

2007-07-30T07:59:00.000-07:00

It's been a really long time since my last post but what's a better time to write a new blog than Lindsay crisis time. This weekend I decided to support the Lindsay's coke habit by going to see her movie I Know Who Killed Me. Please promise me right now that you will not pay to see this movie, in fact if you are offered the chance to see it for free don't even take that. What a waste of two hours. Lohan has made about six or seven movies included the Parent Trap and two of them she plays identical twins. This movie was like eight disjointed movies put together, each part being worst than the next. I honestly thought that Lindsay was a good actress or could be one and that would save her in the end but I was really, really wrong. In a movie with bad acting, bad writing and bad directing it's no wonder that the movie that supposedly cost $35 million to make only drew in $3.4 million this weekend. She better hopes that she gets to hide out in jail to avoid the embarrasment that this movie will cause. Whoever from the Washington Post said that this movie was "a credible piece of pop entertainment of the hottie-in-distress genre" and says, "Lohan brilliantly brings off her double turn" must have been hitting the crack pipe just like one of Lohan's alter egos in the movie. The movie tied up little loose ends and left at least me wondering why there was a consistent and very constant theme of the color blue throughout the movie. Perhaps the best part was being able to see Lohan's stripper character with a stump leg and arm for most of the movie. It's sad to say that I don't think her career can be revived.
On a complete seperate note, there is a new trailer available for an untitled J.J. Abrams project directed by his Felicity co-creator Matt Reeves. While the preview doesn't give much it looks very well directed and I am a huge fan of J.J. so check it out:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/
My favorite person Nicole Richie is going to be sitting down for a one on one interview with Diane Sawyer this week to address pregnancy rumors and her DUI, even though isn't she going to jail for four days? I hope this doesn't mess up the interview!
Last week I made one of the best purchases ever. The OK! magazine with Britney Spears on the cover. FANTASTIC! That bitch is crazy! I think K-Fed is actually the better parent in this situation. One thing is for sure, if her and Lindsay don't clean up their ways one of them will be the next Anna Nicole.
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Couture Cleanup

2007-03-26T15:53:00.000-07:00

One might think that Naomi Campbell is on her way to a benefit...but no she's just leaving community service. The crazy phone thrower came to all five days of community service in designer duds and platform heels. This is obviously appropriate attire to clean up a garage in New York. If I was employed by E! already I would have been there on the scene and would have great pictures but alas I am not yet. I actually very surprised that Naomi didn't throw a broom at one of her fellow sanitation workers. Also, if she thinks she won't be back there within the next year that crazy bitch is sadly mistaken.
In my last post I said that Christmas was happening sooner than I thought. I was very wrong. The baby daddy of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter have not been revealed yet. A judge ordered that DNA samples be given but the results have still not been revealed. However, the autopsy results for Anna Nicole have been revealed. Her death was ruled as an accidental overdose. Perez Hilton released a list of all of the drugs that were her in her system at the time and based on the list I find it hard to believe that it was accidental. The list includes: - Trichloroethanol (a sedative and hypnotic)
- Trichloroacetic acid (treatment of warts, including genital warts)
- Diphenhydramine hydrochloride (an antihistamine and sedative)
- Clonazepam (aka Klonopin; used for treating anxiety)
- Diazepam (muscle relaxant, used for treating anxiety, insomnia)
- Nordiazapam (sedative)
- Temazepam (a sedative and hypnotic)
- Oxazepam (a muscle relaxant and sedative)
- Lorazapam (anti-nausea, sedative, muscle relaxant)
Six sedatives seems like a whole lot to me. Unfortunately, it seems as though the main cause was a broken heart. In other Anna Nicole news, production on a feature film based on her life is already underway although who will play Anna has not yet been decided.
Britney Spears had a long rehab stay of about 25 days and seems to already be cured! Yeah, so is Lindsay. Lindsay has been spotted partying and drinking all over New York and LA since she was released from her treatment facility. I honestly hope she gets her act together but right now it's not looking very likely.
That's all I have for today. Please watch my Soap Opera preview. The show is called The Hot and the Bothered:
http://pages.emerson.edu/Students/S/Shaina_Goelman/hotandbothered.mov
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Is Pax Thien really an improvement?

2007-03-18T23:00:00.000-07:00

Ok, so I know it might be hard to tell (I know I had trouble) with who this is but it's FERGIE! Guess she must be hitting the crystal meth pipe again to be looking like this. Very unfortunate, nobodies london bridge is going to be falling for her.

Angelina Jolie has added a fourth child to her family. Pax Thien was welcomed into the family on Thursday when his adoption ceremony took place. So Angelina's new foreign child was named Pham Quang Sang but Angelina thought that she'd give a more American name that other kids his age could pronounce and went with Pax Thien. I mean John or Jim was just to common right? And she wanted to make sure everyone knew that he was adopted. So I'm thinking next the baby will be coming from an African country, Zahara needs someone that looks like her. I'm sure the adoption papers are being filed for baby number 5 as I write this.

A good idea for your first week out of rehab is to go to as many clubs as possible and be photographed drinking champagne. Just ask Lindsay, thats what she learned in AA. That means Britney must be doing really well. Speaking of Lindsay, she's rumored to be dating Jude Law, ew? Almost as gross as Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. I mean fo reals, John Mayer is wayyyyy to good for her. I'm done with the cutsey pictures of them.

Kind of old news but how many of you really hope that Tom Brady is a daddy times 2. I know I do, it's just so great.

One of my favorite shows and a show that is very close to my heart, Veronica Mars, looks like it might be on the chopping block. Please people protest this, it's so smartly written and produced. It needs another chance. So as soon as you're done reading this and leaving me a comment please go to eonline and look into Kristin Veitch's Save One Show where she helps save a show this season.

The next season of The Simple Life will be taking place at a fat camp. Now, I can't imagine who would allow this to take place but I see so many politically incorrect events happening. I think it's crossing a line to let Paris and Nicole around a barrage of fat kids. The joke possibilities are endless and I'm sure beyond cruel. I don't see this being even a little funny. Don't watch even though I'm not worried.

Christmas is coming early this year, Anna Nicole Smith's baby's daddy is being revealed on Tuesday! YAY! so stay tuned for more about that.

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Cause one ain't enough...

2007-03-05T16:57:00.000-08:00

Madge is not aging well at all. Go cry for her Argentina and then get her some botox or something. Liz Hurley and new husband Arun Nayar are getting married for the second time. What is with the multiple weddings? Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson had four weddings but it still ended up in only one divorce. Maybe multiple weddings aren't such a good idea. Plus the more money that you put towards your weddings, the less money you have to argue over in divorce court.

Speaking of one too many, Angelina Jolie has offically filed adoption papers in Vietnam. Now Angelina, your little Shiloh is not even a year old yet. It is NOT necessary to have a new child every year. Be happy with the three you already have. I also find it interesting that in all of the pictures of the family only two out of the three kids are always spotlighted. Can we never see the whole family? Brad Pitt has said that they want a whole soccer team of kids, oh Brad you kill me! A soccer team that represents every color in the rainbow, cute. There are also a lot of orphaned kids in the United States, Angelina's country that she might want to think about helping out.

Sometimes rehab isn't just for healing, sometimes it's for shopping. Just ask Britney Spears. While rehab Britney went on an online shopping spree with LA boutique intuition. I figured that by joining rehab Brit-Brit would focus on getting better, but getting better is so much more funner when you have something cute to wear!

I was watching TV the other day, shocker I know and I saw a fantastic commercial. This commerical was for Dancing with the Stars and at the end they focused on Heather Mills saying that the only thing she was truly worried about was, "losing her leg". Now who cares about who wins the competition, let's take bets on when her leg will fall off. It's truly great television if in the middle of one her dances she has to stop because her leg has flown off into the audience. In fact, if I were Heather Mills I would stage my leg falling off. America couldn't vote off a cripple.

Sienna Miller was quoted in a newspaper saying that she's a huge fan of recreational drugs and that her favorite is magic mushrooms. Well Sienna, good for you but you know that saying things like this probably isn't the best idea. We don't need to know that you're drugged a lot and people will have a poorer opinion of you. Keep that mouth shut girl!

On E!s Daily 10 today, probably one of the more annoying shows on TV, they featured a look into Kim Kardashian's closet. You might be asking yourself, who is Kim Kardashian? And that is a completely valid question. The short answer is no one. She dated Nick Lachey for a little bit and more recently is known for having a sex video with Brandy's brother Ray Jay. The best part of the show came when Kim showed off one of her purses and said to the camera, "If you remember when I wore this..." I found this laughable because why would we remember that since we don't know who she is. The answer to that Kim, is no I don't remember that.

That's all I have for right now.

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I cried...

2007-02-25T23:26:00.000-08:00

So normally I know I feature celebrity pictures but I'm on my way so I thought I'd start showcasing myself now haha. The Oscars fell on my birthday this year and while I was very excited I also was nervous. I take awards shows very seriously and if the wrong person won, it could have ruined the night. When J-Hud won, the night took a turn for the worse. That girl has won to many awards. She was very good in Dreamgirls but let's be real, did she really deserve to beat Cate Blanchett? NO! Also, is she ever going to be in anything again that's worth while at least? probs not. It was not a good award.

As the Best Director awards approached I got more and more nervous. Martin Scorsese who from now on will be known as Marty deserved it more than anything, I knew that it was his year but the Academy has always been known for taking it away from the person who should have actually won. When the awards was being announced my friends sat nervously on the couch and as they called good ole' Marty's name we jumped up in excitement and as the title of my blog suggests, I did in fact cry. It made up for the fact that J-Hud won (not really, but I'll pretend) Then, to further the excitement of the night The Departed won, which I LOVEEEEED! All in all, it was a good birthday because of those two awards.

I really have nothing else to say right now because I was not at all surprised about Helen Mirren and even though I wanted Leo to take it home I knew that Forrest Whitaker would. So congrats to the winners but not J-Hud. I will be writing to the Academy and they might take it away from her. Thanks to my friends and family for the best birthday ever. And finally, if you read the blog please please please comment on it!

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You do know you have children, right?

2007-02-21T18:51:00.000-08:00

Alright, Britney has possessed me to write two blogs in two days. The once cute lovable pop star that served as an idol to many girls (I'm pretty sure I used to choreograph dances to her songs) has done it again. Spears checked herself into rehab yesterday only to check herself right back out today. At least it beats the two hours she was in a different rehab center last weekend. This girl needs an intervention fo reals! Rumor is that Spears shaved her head because K-Fed was going to court order her to have her hair tested for drugs because drugs remain in hair follicles the longest. She does realize that then shaving her head proves that she definitely had drugs in her system. Part of me wants K-Fed to get the kids, which is saying a whole lot. I don't think that either of them are actually going to take care of the kids but seeing how Britney is just spiraling downwards, it seems like a dangerous idea to keep the children within reach. This story is really just sad and it seems that another Anna Nicole Smith story is in the works.

Do you know who Brody Jenner is? Most of my regular readers probably don't and probably don't know what The Hills is either. So...The Hills is a spin off of MTV's Laguna Beach. I really like it because it's extremely trashy. Brody Jenner is on it and plays on of the boys that the star Lauren Conrad is dating. Previously Brody has been linked to Kristen Cavalleri and Nicole Richie. In next month's issue of Detail's magazine Brody thought it would be a good idea to make America hate him and realize what an idiot rich kids are by releasing the following statements:

Spencer gave Brody invaluable advice on who to date:"Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that sh--, bro. You'll be, like, a f---ing hero to America."

On his relationship with Lauren Conrad: "Basically," says Jenner, 23, "I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills."

Basically, He's really smart. Spencer is his best friend/stylist/publicist/agent/manager/sleazebag, another winner. First of all, why he would think to release these statements are beyond me. Second, why did he think people would want to know who he was? Most important, why would Detail's have an article about him? come on!

Today, the future of TV came to a grinding halt when ABC announced that they would be making a Grey's Anatomy spin-off starring Kate Walsh who plays Addison Shepherd, yawn! She is the worst part of the show so it should excite me that she will no longer be on the show but it upsets me when networks make bad decisions and this I know is a bad one. If her character is boring on Grey's why would she suddenly become more interesting on her show? There will be a two hour special episode that will introduce her show, serving as a pilot and if it does well than the ABC will announce it on their fall schedule. I urge you all to NOT watch this show even though ABC's back up options don't sound much better. This does not look good for the upfronts if networks are already making bad decisions. My heart palpitations are starting now. I just can't wait until these decisions become mine and I am able to laugh in the face of people that pitch me bad ideas.

That's all I have for now. Congratulations to Marcia Cross, she finally popped. Don't become the next Britney Spears and buy me lots of presents for my impending birthday.

Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.

Britney, I will buy your hair on e-bay.

2007-02-18T22:47:00.000-08:00

So, this picture has nothing to do with Britney Spears but I mean Niecy Nashes' ass looks kinda like Britney's newly bald head. Low blow. I wasn't going to write a new post until the Oscars but Britney had to go ahead and do more drug induced activities. On Thursday, Miss. Spears walked into a salon in Tarzana and asked them to shave her head. After the stylist refused to do it, Spears shaved it herself. Her hair is now being auctioned off on e-bay. The bidding is currently at over a million dollars. Why would someone want her hair? What are they going to do with it? ew, I don't even want to know and more importantly, over a million dollars? Come on America, we can do better. Spears then got two tattoos at a place close to my heart so I'm glad they get good business now but come on Britney! I think she's obviously looking for some way to abandon her kids and this is her easy way out. It's a sad world when K-fed where K-Fed would be granted custody of the children. I'm sure he doesn't even know how many kids he actually has. If Britney keeps it up she's going to end up like Anna Nicole and we all know that's not good.

Speaking of Anna Nicole, her will has been released. Turns out, she never changed it after her son Daniel died and everything is still left to him. Howard K. Stern was also named executor of the estate. Supposedly, everything is supposed to be turned over to the next of kin which would be her daughter but if Stern has anything to do with he'll probably end up taking that money. Stern is looking more and more suspicious as more details are coming out. Stay tuned for more on that.

Bridget Moynahan is over three months pregnant with Tom Brady's baby. The couple broke up about three months ago and he has been rumored to be dating Gisele. Perez Hilton thinks that Moynahan got pregnant on purpose, it wouldn't be the dumbest move.

That's all for now. Everyone stick to the methadone and slimfast diet and we'll compare notes.

Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.

Cold as ice...

2007-02-11T13:40:00.000-08:00

The title explains it all. As you're reading this post, Anna Nicole Smith is literally cold as ice. Her body is court ordered to stay on ice before it's decided whether or not they will have to take a DNA sample of her. So, if you didn't know already Anna Nicole died Thursday afternoon after collapsing in her hotel room in Florida. Smith was rushed to the hospital and was dead upon arrival. This comes almost five months after her son Daniel died under mysterious circumstances days after her daughter Dannielynn was born.
There is already a lot of speculation about how Anna Nicole died. One OBVIOUS assumption is drugs and the other day, bottles of methadone were found in her Bahama refrigerator. This is the same substance that was found in her son's body. There was also prescription medication found in her hotel room that was under Howard K. Stern's name. Stern is her partner and lawyer. They recently had a commitment ceremony but it was not legally binding. Sources think that it was Smith that killed her through drugs and that he also killed her son. Since they are not legally married though, it's not as though any of her money could become his. Unless, the baby is actually his and then the money would become his until Dannielynn was of legal age.
Then there's the issue of Dannielynn. During Smith's pregnancy and especially when the baby was actually born, Smith's former boyfriend and photographer, Larry Birkhead, said that he was the father of the baby although Smith denied that and said that Stern was the father. Once the baby was born, Birkhead sued for a DNA sample which Smith kept putting off. My question is unless there is something weird going on with the baby why make this go on longer than it has to? Just give the court a damn sample! Now more people have come out and said that they are the father of the baby including Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. There are also rumors that the baby is Anna's first husband J. Howard Marshall's and that she had his sperm frozen until she decided she was ready to have a baby. This would ensure that Marshall's money would then become the family's as Dannielynn would be a legal heir.
This is a sad, tragic, story for which Howard K. Stern has already shamelessly made money by letting Entertainment Tonight film his reunion with Dannielynn. I don't know Howard, maybe wait a couple weeks so you're not as suspicious? All I know is that if Bobby Trendy is distraught, I am too. Stay Tuned for happier celebrity news.

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We all knew it wasn't water in that bottle...

2007-01-22T21:54:00.000-08:00

Mary-Kate decided to pull a table cloth from one of the Golden Globe parties and wear it as a dress. I mean it's hot, right? So obviously everyone should know by now that Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab. As the title of the blog suggests, the constant water bottles that she carried around to multiple party locations totally carried some vodka. I mean it's good that she's checked in to get help but I can't help but think it's just a publicity stunt. She checked into a rehab center that allows her to leave on day trips like less than a week after she checked in and I'm sure she'll be completely out in a month...last time I checked, it took longer than a month but we'll see.

The Razzie nominations came out today. Hopefully M Night Shyamalan will take the results of his many nominations has an indicator that maybe he shouldn't make any more movies? And hopefully he'll learn that he doesn't have to guest star in all of them either. Basic Instinct 2 brought in a wonderful seven nominations. I think the new Die Hard movie might be in the same position next year and maybe even the new Indiana Jones. Actors, *READ CAREFULLY* do not make sequels soooo long after the original was filmed. Chances are, you are too old to play the part the second time around. cough cough, Sylvester Stallone. Seriously, how did he not pull in a Razzie. And back to Lindsay, her nomination can't bode well for her recovery. Ouch!

Oscar nominations come out tomorrow so stay tuned, I will hopefully update soon.

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RIP OC, Ford and Saddam

2007-01-04T00:17:00.000-08:00

Angelina and her gaggle of foreign children decided to come and mourn the OC, Ford and Saddam. So I hope that I'm the first to report to some of you at least that today FOX announced that the OC is canceled! First it was Mischa that split and then Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson and finally FOX is splitting with the show about the lives of rich and privileged in Orange County. February 22nd which was originally going to mark the season 4 finale of the show because yes, it wasn't even ordered for a whole season, but now it will also mark the series finale. The ratings for the show have seriously declined this season for obvious reasons, it sucks now. I love the time of year when some shows learn their fate.

So, I saw Dreamgirls. Here's a piece of advice to the fake lead actress Beyonce...please, please, please STOP acting!!!!!!!! She is actually awful. She was bad in Austin Powers, she was worse in Pink Panther but yet she was still hired to be in Dreamgirls. Could it be because she's a famous black singer that's actually pretty young? Um, ya obviously. At points in the movie, she would talk and it was like she inherited some retard and as though she was reading from cue cards that were really really far away from her eyes. Also, Jamie Foxx. You are not god, you are not a good actor, you are too full of yourself. Stop.

While writing this post I saw a double commercial for the movie that I was going to write about anyway...Primeval. This movie is about the world's worst serial killer. Now my dad and I were thinking of who it could possibly be but it turns out all of our guesses were wrong because they came up with something even better...a crocodile. O ya, a crocodile. So take that. Saddam is probably so happy he was hung now that shit like that is getting made.

I'm missing the Golden Globes because of a flight. I want to cry. Just thought I'd share.

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Calm before the storm part 2...

2006-12-04T22:14:00.000-08:00

So, I wrote a blog yesterday and it didn't publish so here it goes again. Here is Britney at one of the high points of white trash. People everywhere are saying that she's making such a comeback. Yeah, either her or her vagina. If you haven't seen those pics I feel tres sad for you because they are soooooo funny. This girl needs to put on some panties and go back to her baby, I know you kinda forgot she had a newborn. It's also a really good move for Britney's career that she continues to hang out with Paris, because I mean what a role model. Maybe they can compare sex videos.
So by now, unfortunately you've probably heard that Kid Rock and Pam Anderson have split. After four weddings and four months of marriage the couple decided to call it even...it was either another wedding or divorce. Reportedly, a main cause for the divorce is that Kid didn't approve of Pam's role in Borat and called her a whore and slut. Did he just realize that and what did he think she was filming? Also, his name is Kid Rock, so any credibility ever he could ever have is gone.
Eddie Murphy is questioning the paternity of Scary Spice's unborn baby although she claims it's his. EDDIE, she was the scary spice girl for a reason, why question? He has also already started dating someone else...Babyface's ex-wife.
I'm sorry that you have to hear this at all but Reichen and Lance have split. There's really nothing more to that story.
Beyonce was recently quoted saying, "I'm already a star. I already have nine Grammys. Everyone knows I can sing. I did [Dreamgirls] because I wanted people to know that I can act and I can play someone so different from myself." Since Beyonce did such a great job as Foxxy Cleopatra and in the Pink Panther I think that this movie will really show off her acting abilities. And most importantly she really is a singer in real life so how is this character so different? And, just in case you didn't read the first time, she's already a star and has nine grammys so take that Jennifer Hudson.
Lindsay Lohan is in AA. Stunt? I think yes. This girl says she's in AA and then goes out and drinks. I think it's probably because she's done promoting Bobby and needs to be in the press a little bit longer.
I am no going on hiatus for almost two weeks because I have finals but when I come back I will be in the City of Angels and ready to report celebrity sightings! I know you're bursting with just as much excitement as I am. So stay tuned.

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I now pronounce husband and wife?

2006-11-19T22:03:00.000-08:00

As you can see by this lovely picture, the happy alien couple has now made it official, kind of. Now, I find it interesting that all of the gossip magazines and shows have not made a big deal of the fact that TomKat never applied for a marriage license! They are not officially married!!!! I knew that something like this was going to happen. This whole huge event really means nothing. Tom Cruise is gay. I'm just going to be plain and simple in that statement and he needs to realize that I for one am on to him. I know his secret and that he didn't really marry Katie. I guess by the time Suri is like twenty we'll hear that she's really Chris Klein's baby, Katie was lobotomized and since we won't have seen Tom in a while we'll learn that he has gone with the Scientology mother ship to some new planet. Just a thought.

My absolute favorite person in the world, Naomi Campbell has done it again. It seems like once a week I'm talking about her. One of the many assistants that Naomi threw a phone at for lost jeans or something like that has sued her again. Naomi will be in court a lot. That judge better install a shield so that no phones or anything can be thrown at him.

So, I'm watching the finale of Girl's Next Door tonight and I realize that Hugh Hefner always wears a sailor hat. I never noticed it before tonight but this is definitely not the first episode that he has worn that ridiculous hat. I really think that he's losing it which isn't unexpected since he is 80! Also, the girls did a calendar signing and some young teenage mom had them sign her baby. I will say it again, in case you were so shocked by it the first time. She had the girls sign her baby. How do you explain that to your child later in life and are they supposed to brag about it?

My favorite wanna be coke whore/ Courtney Love wannabe is hot on the press trail. Yes, I'm talking about the one, the only Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay's movie Bobby comes out Thursday so of course she's using this as an excuse to party all the time and fall over on her drunken ass. What was her excuse before? Please, why is she being encouraged.

Last week, Taye Digg's Daybreak premiered to a staggering 17 million viewers. I ask you please as a service to America, if you watched this show last week, STOP! Talk about encouraging a bad thing. If you have seen Groundhogs day, think about watching it over and over non stop and then put Taye Diggs in it. That's Daybreak for you and I don't like it one bit.

That's all I have for today, have a happy thanksgiving.

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Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here?

2006-11-07T22:04:00.000-08:00

Awww, if only we were back to happier days for the couple that just keeps on giving. For everyone that has not been living under a rock, I mean MSNBC reported it, America's favorite couple K-Fed and Britney Spears has split. I'll give you all a minute to digest and get out the tissues. I mean if this couple can't make it, how can any of us have hope? Reese and Ryan probably heard about this and that's when they decided they needed to seperate, they probably looked up to K-Fed and Britney, who wouldn't? Britney has filed for divorce after two years of marriage and two kids. Boy, I bet she wishes she hadn't popped out so many kiddies so fast. It's only about two months since Jayden James was born. Britney is also reportedly filing for sole custody of the kids. I guess she realized that K-Fed isn't a stand up daddy, abandoning his two other kids and all. The one thing that we can all blame Britney for, making us all know who K-Fed is, without her he would be nobody. K-Fed is probably crying in a corner now that he can't live off of his soon to be ex-wife's money. So...if you see a homeless man on the street in the near future who claims that he was once married to Britney Spears, chances are he was, so call a cop and tell him that the bum was trespassing.

In other news, Neil Patrick Harris has announced that he's gay...DUH!

That's all for today, I don't know what other news I can give that wouldn't be overshadowed by the tragedy that is the K-Spears divorce. Thanks to Perez Hilton for the image.

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Once again Naomi Campbell, you have made my day!

2006-10-26T16:30:00.000-07:00

I just love how K-Fed is capitalizing on the fact that everyone hates him, like that's going to make him famous. NEWSFLASH!!!! The only reason you're famous is because you are married to a hasbin popstar who use might be skinny now after giving birth just about a month ago but she's still complete white trash. And wrestling...I'm not sure Mr.Federline if that should be your target audience.
TomKat has announced that they will wed in November and Posh Spice seems to be co-planning the wedding. I bet that something will inevitably happen and gosh the wedding won't happen in November. Tom will make up some lame excuse about how they have to spend more time with Suri but KATIE, THE REAL REASON IS THAT HE'S GAY!!!!! Why she hasn't realized that yet unless she legitimately lobotimized is beyond me.
Another imminent marriage is the one between Cocaine Addict Pete Doherty and Idiot Kate Moss, yes all in caps because those are their new titles. Kate Moss seems to think it's a really great idea to marry Pete Doherty who has been in rehab more times than he can count on his fingers in the past year along. Plus, he's extremely grungy and gross and will be probably turn little Lila into a drug addict too, accidentally put some coke into something instead of salt or sugar. Hey, if he's high it could happen.
For all of you who haven't seen a clip; YouTube, Popsugar and PerezHilton all have it, off Elizabeth Hasselbeck going crazy over the fact that there was a murder/rape victim on Law and Order: SVU named Elizabeth Hassenbeck. She thinks that it's offensive and rude and went so far as to call up the Execute Producer of the show and confront him. His response: promptly hanging up the phone after arguing. Elizabeth honey, you are not that famous that someone would base a character off of you and maybe you should realize that if it was based on you and that the character was murdered that's maybe how the writers feel about you because you whine and complain so much on The View. Maybe?
So when Sutton Pierce Federline was born there were tons of jokes about how he was the second SPF of the family. Lots of sunscreen jokes ensued but the truth has come out...We have all been living a lie, the baby's name is...Jayden James. Now come on, when are the new jokes going to start?
Anna Nicole Smith is having a rough couple months. She is now being kicked out of the Bahamas. Officials do not want her staying there anymore and it turns out that she is kind of staying in her current house under false pretenses and the original owner wants it back. I believe that if we all watch the first season of The Anna Nicole Show we will feel a lot better about her. Priceless.
I have saved the best for last. Naomi Campbell everyone's favorite bitchy supermodel has done again. She has been reportedly arrested for scratching the face of not a measly assistant but her DRUG COUNSELOR because that is a fantastic idea. Get into even more trouble. Why isn't she in a straight jacket in a mental institution because she is a real danger to society, what is this, the fifth time this year that Naomi has been arrested. Better yet, do nothing to her because she provides endless hours of fantastic entertainment. That's all for today but check back soon.

Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.

Poor Nicole, a gay scientologist and a druggie...

2006-10-22T21:25:00.000-07:00

Madonna needed to send her Malawian son's family a picture so I offered to do the honors and sent them this beauty. Jessica realized she hadn't been in the news this past week so staged getting arrested so that the spotlight could once again be on her. Her dad Joe is pitching a new show to MTV called JailBirds and it's starring Jessica and her double Ds. Ok, I really just liked this masterpiece that had been created and needed to put the pics into use some how.
So, how bad do you feel for Nicole Kidman. I mean first she had a gay scientologist of a husband who she had to pretend was straight and now a drug addict. Apparently it was written into the Kidban (that one was alllll mine)prenup that if Keith relapses and Nicole decides she wants a divorce then he gets nothing. I just feel so bad for Nicole, she doesn't deserve this. And speaking of her relationship with Tom did everyone forget the fact that he couldn't impregnate Nicole but miraculously could with Katie. This proves even further that the baby is Chris Kleins. Just thought I'd bring that up one more time.
Last week Sara Evans announced that she was quitting Dancing With the Stars because her husband was having an affair and she needed "family time". I have one question, who the HELL is Sara Evans and why do we care that her husband was having an affiar and that she quit? I had no idea who she was until I did some investigative work and found out she was a country star and oh yeah her husband has retaliated by saying that she had an affair also. Wow, these interesting people and their interesting story keeps getting better.
Madonna's new son David's birth dad says he's confused and didn't realize that Madonna was keeping David forever. Interesting, given the fact that last week the dad said that now his boy was finally going to have a happy life and could go far. Ya I guess not so far that David's daddy can't be on TV all the time and get interviewed. The fame is all he was after.
Here's my little plug. If you haven't seen Ugly Betty yet, please watch. It's my favorite new show of the season. The writing is clever, America Ferrera is fantastic and Salma Hayek is a very good Executive Producer. It's on Thursdays at 8 on ABC right before Grey's Anatomy. Also, I saw Marie Antoinette this weekend and Sofia Coppola has done it again. The movie is beautifully done and Kirsten Dunst and Jason Schwartzman were really good. The wait in between Coppola's movies are well worth it, since everyone is so artfully and well done.
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan haven't been in the news in the past week so beware because that means their going to be coming back full force and better than ever.
Live, Love and Breathe entertainment, I know I do.

It's been a while but here I am...

2006-10-16T23:26:00.000-07:00

So it's been a long time since I've written and I thought I'd start out this I'm sure much anticipated post with a wonderful picture of Patricia Arquette in that fantastic dress...just kidding if you couldn't catch the sarcasm. Seriously, did the dead people she communicates with in Medium not tell her that the look doesn't work?
Let's start with some TV basics... So for everyone who didn't already know, just when we all thought we were getting lucky and losing Seventh Heaven for good, the show that just keeps on giving decided to give some more. Although it was canceled at the end of last season, the CW brought it back because let's face it, nobody really wanted to say goodbye to the Camdens. Even though it was brought back, there had to be severe budget cuts. So the sets twins that Lucy, Mary and Matt's wife Sarah were all pregnant with at the supposed finale, ya well we never see Lucy or Sarah and Lucy had an abortion...oh wait that's unchristian, I meant she had a miscarriage. Ruthie is in some foreign country probably getting pregnant with some triplets or something so there will be more people in that house and Mama Camden is going to be NY for most of the season "helping" Mary with her babies. The good Ol' reverend is going to get a fatal heart disease BUT if the show does well then omigosh he will be miracurously cured...interested. Oh ya and there will be a character named T-Bone joining the cast. I wonder what God's idea of T-Bone is? Let's pray and hope that the show will be canceled before we ever find out.
So in my last long ago post, I predicted that Kidnapped would be canceled and haha I was right. All the networks better line up to start hiring me for a programming job because damn I'm good, I mean not to brag or anything. Seriously, does the word DUH mean anything to you. Joining Kidnapped is Smith and some other FOX dramas that nobody bothered to watch.
Now to the big news...PARIS AND NICOLE ARE BACK TOGETHER!!!! I know you're just peeing yourself right now with excitement. I know, it's like the whole fight was a publicity stunt or something. No, they would never overexpose themselves for no reason. But seriously, what did we do without this dynamic duo? I mean the The Simple Life 4 was definetly not as good because they were filmed seperately. TV suffered.
Some quick bits for those of you who haven't been paying attention:
Britney had baby number 2, another SPF...Sutton Pierce Federline
Suri Cruise on front of Vanity Fair...almost flipped out when I couldn't get a copy
Madonna adopts a Malwaian child...ok
House of Carters=Best Show EVER
Lindsay Lohan decided she can be an author too, I mean it's not that hard, Paris Hilton did it
Fergie is a recovering Crystal Meth Addict...loves it the most

Most importantly though...I"M BAAAAAACK!!

Check Back soon

Maid to be in prison

2006-06-28T23:17:00.000-07:00

Yes, that is Naomi Campbell on her way to court. She was accused of assault for the THIRD time by one of her employees. On Monday her maid Gaby Gibson filed assault charges against Ms. I think I'm still a Supermodel Campbell. Apparently Campbell threw a bejewled Blackberry at her maid when Gibson couldn't find a specific pair of Campbell's jeans. Those rhinestones must have really hurt, damn! This isn't the first time that Naomi has flipped out over a pair of jeans. On March 31st Naomi Campbell was arrested for throwing a phone at her maid at the time Ana Scolavino over a missing pair of jeans. She must really love those jeans...Maybe they're magic or have drugs in the pockets or something for her to go so crazy. She was also accused of throwing a phone at her Administrative assistant. These assaults beg the questions, what's the deal with the phones? Does she have an endless supply or is it that whenever she gets sick of her current phone she decides to throw it at someone so she can get a new one? If convicted Naomi faces up to seven years in prison and possible deportation. I hope for the judge on her case that she declares her innocent otherwise her current phone might end up in that judge's face.

I know it's spelled Urban but is it pronounced UrBANE?

2006-06-21T00:26:00.000-07:00

How nice of Juliette Lewis to get dress up for my long awaited arrival! I'm so sorry that I've been away for sooo long, let's just say I've been indisposed and traveling the world gathering important celebrity news in order to share it with all of you. Now to the news...

I will go in the best chronological order I can since it's been so long. Let me start with the upfronts which were in May. In addition to being an all-star celeb news watcher I think that I could do a better job of being in programming, these people are just serious idiots. Wasting money on shows that just will never make, case-in-point, Joey and Commander-in-Chief. NBC has two shows that will be rolled out in the fall schedule, Studio 6o on the Sunset Strip and 30 Rock. Studio 60 is a drama and 30 Rock is a sitcom but they both focus on the behind the scenes of a comedy variety show such as Saturday Night Live. Why NBC would think it would be a good idea to have TWO shows about the same thing I have no idea. IDIOTIC!!!!!!!!!!! My thinking is that Studio 60 will be the winner of the two since Aaron Sorkin and Tommy Schlamme are in on it and Matthew Perry whom I love is reuniting with Amanda Peet. I think all around the show will be better. NBC also has a new show Kidnapped about a kidnapping investigation of a rich kid who has been kidnapped. All I can say is that the kid cannot be kidnapped for more than a season and after that unless they kidnap the audience the show is either going to have to change names or be canceled, I'm going to go for being canceled, just a hunch. The also are rolling out The Nine about people who are involved in a 52 hour bank hostage. I just have no words...no words at all. NBC is winning right now in my book in networks who should have their programmers shot. Raines is a mid-season replacement for NBC starring Jeff Goldblum as an LAPD officer who can talk to his dead victims to solve their murders, this sounds very similar to Medium which also is on NBC. One more for NBC, Heroes, my boy Greg Grunberg stars in this show about a doctor who unites people who have special secret powers kind of like in X-Men, oh wait, was I not supposed to make that connection? There are a ton more stupid shows that are on the fall schedule for all the networks but almost all of them are already shows on TV or shows that were canceled and now ones exactly like them are being put in their place. More news to come as more information on the shows comes out.

Babies are abound as Britney our favorite white trash pop star welcomes her second child since Sean P. is 7 months old and it's about time for another kid. Her interview with Matt Lauer was soooo great, there's clips everywhere on the internet so if you haven't already seen it, I would track it down. She chews gum like it's her job, since her career is quickly fading maybe that's what she'll be famous for next, professional gum chewer. There really are no words for Britney anymore, she has taken white trash too far and K-Fed needs a fourth child like George Bush needs another term. Pssh. Heidi Klum also loves being pregnant so much that nine months after having her second child Henry with husband Seal she's pregnant with her third child. When does this supermodel have time for modeling?

The world has been Suri Cruise-less for more than 50 days now prompting the ever so popular rumor that Suri is actually Chris Klein's baby and Tom Cruise is pretending that it's his. That means that Katie would have been pregnant when she first met Tom Cruise and that the baby was born earlier than they said. Because of this Suri would appear a lot older than she actually is so they can't show her to the public in fear that we will all figure out the not so secret, secret.

Since being home I have had many Celebrity Sightings, these include: Naomi Watts, Jake Gyllenhaal, Gavin Rossdale, Tom Arnold, Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna and being Justin Timberlake's waitress.
Favorite quote: I'll have the Jamaican Jerk Chicken Pizza hold the bacon, add goat cheese.

That's all I have for now... I will update a lot sooner this time. Thanks for sticking around.

Love,
Your Favorite Celeb Gossip

She finally popped...

2006-04-18T16:46:00.000-07:00

Well I know I for one am incredibly relieved by the arrival of Suri TomKat Cruise. Ok, maybe her name is just Suri but yes the baby is finally here. Suri weighs 7 pounds 7 ounces and is 20 inches long. Her name means princess in Hebrew and Red Rose in Persian. No word yet on whether the birth was silent or not but let me just tell you that this news is like when man first landed on the moon, not that I was alive for that. The feeling is kind of comparable though, don't you think? So bets on how long before the couple seperates... Sooner probably if Katie Holmes has post-partum depression because we all know that Tom Cruise is keen on that.
In other baby news Brooke Shields also welcomed a child, her second daughter Grier. For those of you who don't know after the birth of her last child she went through post-partum depression and was severly criticized for it by Tom Cruise because he is the king of the world. Melissa Etheridge and her partner Tammy Lynn Michaels will be having twins this fall. Tammy Lynn is pregnant with twins by artificial insemination from an anonymous donor. Melissa Etheridge has two kids from her previous relationship. David Crosby was the donor.
On a kind of different note Alias comes back this week. For all of you who have read my column from the beginning you might know that it used to be a certain obsession of mine until Jennifer Garner got pregnant and ruined the show and got my boyfriend (Michael Vartan) killed off. Turns out the Michael is returning this week in preparation for the series finale on May 22nd. Let's hope in his revival he didn't lose any hotness even though personally I think he would be hot any time. Anyway if I see any more commericals with Jennifer Garner's character Sydney holding her baby I'm going to throw something at the tv. Just a warning to everyone.
That's all I have for today. Now I'll be anxiously awaiting the birth of the Jolie-Pitt baby, let's hope it's just as exciting. Also everyone start watching What About Brian, J.J. Abrams new show because yes it's really that good. Ok that's all, check back soon.

It just warms the heart...

2006-04-12T22:53:00.000-07:00

Basically, I had to write a blog just so I could put this picture in there. It's just too cute!!! Please please please sense the sarcasm here. Seriously though when is little L. Ron Hubbard going to be born. Katie looks like she's going to pop. Fo' real now though, this picture makes me a little sick. I just can't really handle this couple.
Britney Spears had a scare with her son Sean Preston. Apparently little Sean slipped out of his high chair and hit his head. When Britney and Kevin realized he had been sleeping longer than usual and wasn't as responsive they took him to the hospital where they found out he had a mild skull fracture. Because of the incident Child Services and the sheriff had to come investigate. Everything's all clear. Britney is already a washed out, trailer trash, no talent celebrity, come on we don't need to add child abuser to the list.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin welcomed a son Moses Martin into the world earlier this week. What's with the bible names? I was sitting in class the other day not paying attention, sorry daddy and realized that both names are connected to the bible. Moses is quite obvious and then Apple like the garden of eden. I'm smart I know.
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are engaged and expecting a baby. The couple has been together for over four years. Maybe this will take some heat off of the supposed Jake is gay rumors with his best friend Austin.
That's all I have for now until the TomKat baby is born but I'm missing my regular readers comments so please write!

What the F*ck is he thinking?

2006-04-03T22:08:00.000-07:00

Ok, so I'm doing my regular entertainment new check today which I've been doing about ten times a day recently since I'm anxiously awaiting the TomKat baby as I'm sure the rest of you are when I see some shocking news...Chad Michael Murray is engaged for the second time to drumroll please, another One Tree Hill costar. Let's talk this out, first off Mr. Murray recently seperated and is currently divorcing his other costar Sophia Bush when she filed for fraud. Cheater anyone? He is now engaged to 18 year old Kenzie Dalton. Pregnant anyone? Turns out that they started dating when little Kenzie was only 17 and Chad was 24. Poor Sophia Bush, she has to work with her cheater of a soon-to-be ex-husband and wifey number two. This guy seems like a real prick kind of like my regular reader Mike Hundt, I've missed you buddy.
Paris Hilton just performed an act of charity. She worked with Make-A-Wish foundation to give 16 year old Amber her biggest dream, a day with Paris. Amber got to hang out at her house and pick out a dress from her millions and then go shopping and get her hair and make-up done at Jose Eber salon. What a lucky girl! I want to be just like Paris too! Paris was quoted saying "One day of our life means a lot for someone. It makes me feel so good. Like, I probably feel, like, better than she does." Ya Paris, sure. I think that Amber must still be sick to want to spend a day with Paris. And if this little act doesn't have publicity written all over it, then I don't know what does. Paris Hilton just needs to realize that nobody really cares about her that much and if she's resorting to acts of charity then there are some issues that she needs to work out.
Katie Holmes is due any day now and at least I am anxiously awaiting the arrival of the scientology baby. I bet it looks like L. Ron Hubbard. Let's pray it happens soon because that means you'll be getting another blog sooner and let's face it, I know you all want that.

Long overdue...

2006-03-30T21:57:00.000-08:00

I know that this post is extremely delayed. I've been busy with school and of course life but Nyn8v, I want to keep you on the A-list. I would never want to hurt your reputation. Also I know some of my regular readers are very busy with work and tax season so hopefully this blog will provide a minute of relief for you. I had a request to talk about Howard Stern and the CBS controversy so here I go...
CBS is suing Howard Stern for plugging Sirius radio his last months on CBS radio and benefiting financially from it. They said that he shouldn't have been allowed to talk about his new job at his old one. Stern said that he cleared his intentions about what he would be discussing with CBS top radio executive Joel Hollander. I think that CBS shouldn't expect anything from Howard Stern. He's very intense and speaks his mind, that his thing so why should now he not be able to. They were censoring him enough that he had to move so why censor him anymore. He deserves to be in an environment where he can speak his mind and now he can finally do that. It's a shame that CBS is being obnoxious about it. They should instead be upset that they got rid of such a great radio personality.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes should be having their baby any day now. Soon there will be a new person that Tom can brainwash, at least it will be easier because it's his own child. Speaking of Katie Holmes, I saw Thank you for Smoking last night and I loved it. Aaron Eckhart was pure genius and I thought it was hysterical. Very dark humor and heavy on sarcasm which I love. Katie Holmes wasn't that bad because she wasn't in it very much but I'm sure that someone better could have done the same role.
There have been rumors circulating for the past couple days that Jessica Simpson wants to adopt...a child. If someone lets her adopt a child they should be arrested. She wouldn't know the difference between tuna and baby food and would probably put vodka in the baby's bottle thinking it was water. If any adoption agencies are reading this, please don't let this woman adopt a child, please.
I have to just throw this in because I think it's so funny but K-fed or Kevin Federline for those of you who don't has released his album title and drumroll please the name is...Playing with Fire. Ya, I hope you're laughing too. I'll try and update sooner this time but keep checking back and leave me comments!

It's not such a simple life after all...

2006-03-20T11:13:00.000-08:00

Nicole Richie is being accused of using some profane language in front of an eleven year old boy while shooting a scene for The Simple Life 4. She apparently went up to the boy and asked him if he found her attractive using some vulgar language. The crew caught the exchange on tape and the boy's father refuses to sign a waiver releasing the footage to be able to be used on tv. Good going Nicole! She's had a rough year though. First she was engaged, then she broke it off, now she's back together kinda, sorta with DJ AM and she lost her BFF. Also now I'm just giving a guess here, it must be rough to have an eating disorder and be coke like your new best friend Lindsay Lohan. Gasp! Now I'm just jumping to conclusions but how much longer can she pretend that didn't happen. Not much longer.

Tori Spelling has a new show on VH1, NoTORIous. Clever name people and it's apparently upset her parents. She seems to make fun of her parents and the random rooms they have in their million room mansion. An ebay room and wrapping for paper that is room, now that's not excessive at all. She has reportedly made her already shaky relationship with her mother even worse to the point where her mom doesn't even want to meet her new fiance. Looks like the little rich girl won't be a daddy's girl for much longer either. Also must be pretty hard since although she's getting married soon she will also be going through another divorce soon. She's just not the marrying type.

The Scientology episode of SouthPark has been pulled from Comedy Central. Paramount which is the studio putting out Mission Impossible III also owns Comedy Central and Tom Cruise has reportedly said that he will not promote M-I III if Comedy Central continues to play the scientology episode. First of all, it's scary that they would comply. Second, L. Ron Hubbards main goal is to take over the media and government through Scientology and it seems as if his plan is working. One show at a time he will start to control what is put on and taken off.

Looks like life isn't so simple for the rich and privileged. Wah, Wah for them. Check back soon!

TomKat baby

2006-03-15T12:12:00.000-08:00

That would be a picture of what US Weekly predicts Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby to look like if it's a boy. I was more than a little disturbed when I saw that picture and I really hope you all are too. I think they're being a little kind though with the looks of the child, I think he/she will be much uglier. According to Life & Style magazine there are rumors that TomKat has been married for eight months already and that they tied the know on a boat. I don't think this is true because I don't see the marriage lasting eight months. Let's hope that if the child is ugly at least he/she won't be as disturbed as it's parents.
Nicollete Sheridan and Michael Bolton are engaged. The pair dated in the early nineties and then split. Sheridan was previously engaged to Nicklas Soderblom as recently as last year. Ok, I personally think that if a couple breaks up or goes on a break or anything it's for a reason and that it's not going to work out the second time. So sorry to Nichollete and Bolton but seriously there's a reason you split the first time.
Nick Lachey and Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavalleri have been rumored to be seeing each other for weeks now but their reps and friends of the two have instantly squashed the rumors citing that they are just acquaintances. Recently though the two have been spotted at Stanley's restaurant in Studio City sharing a drink. By the way there is one glaring problem with that scenario, if not already noted Cavalleri is only nineteen so that drink better have been a coke. The two have a thirteen year age difference and can anyone say rebound? Come on now, I think that Nick is just playing the field to get back at his cheating ex-wife who can't sing or act. These bites are not made for poppin' as Jessica so fondly suggests.
A Dallas movie is being made and J to the Lo and John Travolta are tapped to star. I wasn't actually old enough to watch Dallas but from what I know it's a typical soap opera set in you guessed it, Dallas. I don't think we're ready for a soap opera film yet, I'm not gonna lie. And also if there's going to be any sort of soap opera movie I vote for Melrose Place or Beverly Hills 90210. I do think it's time for J.Lo to make a new movie though, her latest El Cantante is already being surrounded by Oscar buzz so we'll see what happens with that. Speaking of John Travola he's playing the transvestite part in the Broadway musical Hairspray which is angering Scietonlogists everywhere because Scientology does not condone homosexuality. Bad Travolta! Go back to grease lightning instead!
That's all I got for today but check back soon, Outie!

Paris caught in the act

2006-03-13T21:13:00.000-08:00

Paris Hilton was caught leaving the Modern Institute of Plastic Surgery and Anti Aging. Looks like Paris just can't keep out of the news so many a new body might help, her old one is looking a little tired. She needs a new look to reinvent herself, maybe she'll actually use her money for good or something like that. If not, at least she'll look even more fake. That's hot! As reported previously, Britney Spears is on baby watch number two. I feel bad enough for K-Fed's other kids. I really hope she doesn't have another child for him to care for, I just don't think that he can do that especially now that Britney has put him on a budget. Ryan Seacrest started his position as anchor for E! News Live, a show clearly close to my heart since one day I will have that position. I personally hate Ryan Seacrest, I don't like his coverage of the award shows on E!, I don't like him on American Idol. Basically we don't get along so the fact that he's the brand new face of my favorite entertainment news show is highly upsetting. I know though, that they're trying to put on as many bad anchors as possible so that by the time I come along, the audience will realize what they've been missing all these years. Basicaly, Seacrest Out! As I bid you adieu, my favorite James Bond is my thoughts as he recovers from Kidney surgery. Check back soon!

Abuse, the new claim

2006-03-09T16:10:00.000-08:00

Seems like all the stars are claiming that they were abused these days, not to say that the claims aren't true but it's the fad like the Atkin's Diet. David Hasselhoff's wife made a claim of domestic violence to police but my guess is that she just wanted more money in their divorce case, sorry honey for the pessimism. Teri Hatcher also claims that she was sexually abused by her Uncle when she was five and didn't tell anyone until 2002 when a fourteen year old girl committed suicide because she was sexually abused by the same man. I believe you Teri but you have just given the other houswives another reason to hate you. You just keep getting attention. I mean first the reports that she's dating George Clooney and now this. The houswives are going to stage a revolt soon. Seems like this housewife always has to be front and center.
Britney Spears is on baby watch again. She has been getting bigger and and bigger as can be seen by recent pictures of her in all the tabloids. I hope for the sake of Sean Preston that his whore of a mama is not pregnant again because if that's the case then he will be fatherless soon. How is K-fed going to handle four kids? Plus I wouldn't be surprised if he has another kid on the sly, he's sleazy enough for that. I think Britney should also be on white trash watch because as she gets bigger she gets trashier. I fear for her trashiness level if she is pregnant again. No makeover can solve this problem.
Last night Chloe Dao won the second season of Project Runway. I feel jipped that I spent thirteen weeks of my life watching that show to have her win. I hated Santino Rice the entire show but towards the end developed a soft spot for him and I just loved his final collection. And Daniel Vosovic was the cutest and his sophisticated taste was just right for him and even though I didn't love his collection I loved him. Chloe was the last person I wanted to win, her clothes weren't that great and she already has a store in Houston! I'm so frustrated with Heidi right now.
In other news Paris Hilton is struck with a restraining order. She just needs to go away that's all I can say for her. Same goes for Bobby Brown, if he's going to be arrested they should just put him away forever so we don't have to hear about him or Whitney for a very long time. Talk about a downfall. If Britney doesn't look out she could end up like Whitney. Gasp! That's all I have for now. Check back soon.

Did the Oscars CRASH? haha I crack myself up...

2006-03-06T20:17:00.000-08:00

The Oscars were last night and unfortunately due to some Ohio family because yes, I'm special enough to spend my spring break in Cleveland, I missed the red carpet completely. I was lucky enough to get in front of a TV in time to see the award shows. Sorry to dissapoint Nyn8v but I didn't get to see Isaac Mizrahi but if he was anything like he was at the Golden Globes I can only imagine. The show overall was ok I thought, some of it kind of predictable. I was happy to see George Clooney win because he had never won a huge award prior to this year but his speech was so cheesy it made me want to throw up. He kept talking about how proud he was to be a part of such a great academy...yadda yadda yadda. Rachel Weisz was no big surprise, neither was Ang Lee for Best Director. I was mildly surprised for Reese Witherspoon's win for Best Actress but then again it was either her or Felicity Huffman. Philip Seymour Hoffman, duh. That's all I can say. And then the big "upset" of Crash winning for Best Picture. A very smart man I know predicted that would win since it's a very LA movie, dealing with very LA themes and as we all know the award shows are held in you guessed it LA! Overall I think it was a better movie than Brokeback Mountain but still people love em' their gay cowboy love. Also, it's cool that Paul Haggis won two years in a row for two outstanding movies, last year of course he won for Million Dollar Baby. My favorite part of the evening though was when Jennifer Garner came out to present an award and tripped not once but oh yes twice and then fudged her lines. And to that I say karma, that's what you get for kicking Michael Vartan off Alias and then promptly getting the show canceled. It was the funniest moment ever, one that I just hope gets played on repeat on a late night show or Best Week Ever. Classic. Jon Stewart in my opinion was very funny although some jokes fell completely flat. 3 6 Mafia winning for Best Song, It's Hard Out There for a Pimp was the best acceptance speech of all time since you couldn't understand anything they were saying, yo yo yo was all you could make out amidst the bleeps they had to put in. That was certainly a way to add some color to the awards. Charlize Theron whom I believe is now strictly making movies with the intent of Oscar nominations, I mean Aeon Flux...definetly Oscar worthy was wearing a dress with a tuft of fabric that if placed the wrong way would cover her entire face...I don't understand stylists sometimes. Maybe she was just a bitch one time and that was her stylists way of getting back at her, if so she did a really good job.
There are reports that Macaulay Culkin is reevaluting his life and reconsidering getting back into showbiz. As the same very smart man once said to me, all the Culkin brothers are such great actors and with that in mind I'll let you ponder that report. Until next time.

Fraud? Really?

2006-03-02T19:18:00.000-08:00

So the new thing to claim instead of just getting a plain old divorce is fraud. Renee Zellweger did it with Kenney Chesney and now Sophia Bush is following in her footsteps. Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray called it quits after five months of marriage and she has petitioned to have their marriage annulled with the claim of fraud. I don't really know what that means because clearly they didn't marriage fradulently. I think that Chad decided that Sophia wasn't the only girl he wanted to love and let other women know that so Sophia decided that rather than embarass herself with just divorcing because she was cheated on she would rather it be as though her marriage never happened. If you ask me I think that fraud as a reason is a little more embarassing but whatever she pleases. There was also a note that Sophia would refuse to help with spousal support which confused me because Chad Michael Murray is the more accomplished actor of the two and therefore I think would make more money so kind of dumb of her to ask but if tommorow for some reason Chad's character Lucas get's possessed and moves to another planet as soap operas tend to do, he won't have Sophia's paycheck to rely on. Sorry Chad.

Jessica Alba is pissed. She was featured on Playboy's sexiest celebrity edition and they put a picture of her on the cover without her consent. You know, I would be pissed to if a worldwide magazine put a clothed picture of me on the cover and claimed I was the sexiest celebrity in the world. That's just so rude. But Jessica now I'm pissed. You know why? Because Fox put Dark Angel on the air without asking my permission and subjected me to crap so next time someone wants to complain talk to me.

That's all I have for now because oh ya I kind of have work to do and celebrity news has been kind of slow. They need to start messing up so I have more to report on.

Telenovelas in English? hmmm...

2006-02-24T12:41:00.000-08:00

Ok so yes, it is my birthday tommorow. YAY! And yes it does seem like many of my adoring fans do seem to know me. Maybe it's because I'm so personable in my posts. Just a thought. Fox decided yesterday that they can't be outdone by CW so they decided to start a new network called My Network TV based on Spanish telenovelas. Yes, there will be telenovelas but in English which totally combats the point I think plus isn't that just a really bad soap opera with names like Luis and Maria. Racist maybe but true yes. I think Fox just wants more money. They should be focusing their resources on the shows that are currently on their networks. That's all I have to say for now but everyone should wish me a happy birthday tommorow haha, yes I am that self-absorbed. Just kidding...sorta.

What is with these teen queens?

2006-02-22T22:36:00.000-08:00

The claws are out among the teen queens. My Nyquil hasn't kicked in yet and therefore I'm informing you of these once innocent girls or at least some of them are innocent that are now basically bitches. Lindsay Lohan no longer wants to be referred to as a teen queen. She feels that she is taking more mature roles and basically becoming a more mature person and that the title no longer fits her. Well Lindsay, when you do immature things like do drugs and pole dance with Kate Moss in a bar and well just think it's so unfair that you're being portrayed that way then you know you will be referred to as a teen queen. If she thinks addiction is what has made her more mature than this once cute parent trapped red head is sadly mistaken.

Paris Hilton and Mischa Barton are reportedly fighting. Mischa made a comment about Paris is a boyfriend stealer and Paris is insisting that it's just not true. I mean ya Paris you did steal Rick Solomon and Stavros Niarchos but you're right that doesn't make you a boyfriend stealer. What was Mischa thinking? Mischa responded by saying that she's only met Paris twice and that there is no rivalry between the two. Maybe it's just that Paris hasn't gotten into a fight in a while or been in the news and had to come up with something.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were reportedly very cranky when they landed in Australia. They didn't want photographers to take pictures of them and said that they don't like having pictures taken when they're not working. They also commented on the fact that it's a huge responsibility to be considered role models and that they don't consider themselves that. Well they are role models and since it's their fans that have made them SOOOO rich they better well live up to the title. Also I believe that once you're a celebrity you deserve to have your picture taken, bad excuses twins.

These Teen Queens need to reflect on their lives and realize that if they continue to act like the biatches they're made out to be not only will they not be thought of as Teen Queens but that title might be replaced with Hasbin? Just a little word of advice ladies. Check back soon.

Lisa Marie and Elizabeth Taylor are quickly becoming two of a kind...

2006-02-19T12:10:00.000-08:00

Lisa Marie is quickly gaining the marriage status of Elizabeth Taylor who was married eight times, twice to the same man. Lisa Marie tied the knot for the fourth time to Michael Lockwood who is a guitarist in her band and a music producer. Presley has previously been married to Nicholas Cage, Michael Jackson (I know what the hell was she thinking) and Danny Keough who is the father of her daughter Riley. Hopefully this one will last and hopefully she won't marry the same guy twice like Elizabeth Taylor because that means Michael Jackson could get another chance and let's just say it all together now... ew!
Nick Lachey is seeking spousal support from Jessica Simpson because he has no career and was only famous for being married to her. You'd think he would have fought harder to save that marriage then. It was already decided in court that Lachey wouldn't recieve alimony but the file for support has just been made. I'm sure Jessica is laughing away at this. News that Jessica has been cheating on Nick with Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine for the past year was reported in US Weekly. I don't think this girl is as dumb as everyone makes her out to be. She got to have an affair which was kept quiet, she's capitalized on her supposed idiocy and she's pretty damn rich. She gives a whole new meaning to "dumb blonde."
Chris Martin reportedly has hinted at a Coldplay split. He was quoted saying that "We got to go. People are fed up with us, and so are we." Could Gwyneth be the cause of this, dare I say we have another Yoko on our hands.
News about Nicole Kidman's wedding to Keith Urban has been flying around for the past couple weeks but I just have one question when did they EVER announce their engagement? I think that needs to come first.
That's all the news I have for now. Check back soon and HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!

Car Crashes, Break-ups and models...Celebrities are back with a fresh new attack!

2006-02-15T15:15:00.000-08:00

Rumors have recently surfaced that creepy couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have broken up but these rumors have been adamantly denied. So Tom Cruise totally gave Katie Holmes a frontal lobotomy for sure. This girl was so sweet and innocent as Joey Potter and then so normal in her relationship with Chris Klein so why the sudden change. The invasive brain surgery is the only answer in my opinion. That baby is going to end up really screwed up and brain-washed like his mother. One day we're going to hear about a kid that escaped from a cult and it's going to be the Cruise-Holmes baby. It's the scientology people, I'm just saying... So, Shannon Doherty good job with another car crash. The first one involved a DUI because Shannon is quite the problem person. Caused problems on 90210 causing her to longer be on the show, then she screwed Aaron Spelling over again by leaving Charmed after one season. Let's not forget her famed fight with Paris Hilton over scuzzy Rick Solomon. I spotted the two of them last year almost to the day at Malibu's Nobu looking quite cuddly. I don't think it's to presumptuous to say that I think alcohol might be involved in this crash too. The Olsen twins are the faces of Badgley-Mischka's add. Looking quite adult and not bulimic or anorexic at all, the twins actually look like they're moving forward except for oh wait the fact that they're kinda screwed up and they have done nothing but look cute their entire lives. Oh snap! Paris Hilton was doused with flour at fashion week by animal rights protestors because she claims to be an animal lover with her overexposed animals and yet wears fur. What I have to say to that is go away Paris , we don't care, you have done nothing to be famous and don't even deserve to have flour thrown at you. Bitter maybe but come on now. Bring Lindsay back, at least this trouble starter has a career. That's all I have today but if celebrities keep this up I'll be reporting again soon.

I guess we weren't ready for a female president after all...

2006-02-13T18:48:00.000-08:00

Geena Davis, you have been impeached. Like the TV maven I am, I think I rival Kristin Veitch just without all the resources I predicted way back when that Commander in Chief would be off the air shortly. After all the delays and the hiatuses finally the show was canceled. I think the main problem was that Geena Davis is really a man so the whole female president aspect just wasn't working. Ouch! Even I know that hurts but oh well.
Also, talk about overexposed, Brittany Spears is now joining Mardi Gras festivities. She's going to be part of the Good Morning America show on February 28th. I think she needs an image makeover before she goes onto any TV show. We don't need to see that trailer trash or as my favorite actress Valerie Cherish used to say, "I don't need to see that!"
Celebrity of a different kind but it makes me feel really good to know that my Vice-President shot someone. Thats pretty awesome if you ask me.
Thats all the news I have for now but check back soon!

Mariah Carey, you have enough money so buy a dress that fits!

2006-02-12T13:11:00.000-08:00

So the Grammy's happened at that awards show should just really not happen anymore. I mean if Mariah Carey is winning Grammy's still then come on now, lets be serious. This girl can't even buy a dress that looks like it could partially cover her. And she's been capitalizing on her ability to carry that one high obnoxious note for like 10 years. It's enough. She walked away with three Grammy's including Best R&B vocal, Best R&B album and Best R&B song for We Belong Together. That is way to many Grammys for her to win. Also U2 might be talented and everything but they are to old to be winning the this many as well. Let's give a shout-out to Kanye fromnow on! Oprah is zooming into satellite radio, another person who really doesn't need the press or recognition. She has way to much money and come on we really don't need to hear her anymore than we already do. OK so my blog is so not cooperating right now so I'm going to stop for now and post later. Please if you read this, comment I want to know who has been reading just don't be a douche like some other people who read this. Thanks!

Britney Be a Good Mama...

2006-02-08T14:18:00.000-08:00

Britney Spears was recently seen driving in the parking lot of a coffee shop with her son Sean Preston sitting on her lap. Spears claims that she removed her son from his carseat when she felt that the Paparazzi were getting to close for comfort. Her body guard had left the car to get coffee for Britney and she feared for her safety so she drove with Sean Preston on her lap to a safer location. She claims that she loves her son and would do nothing to harm him.
Turns out Ben Affleck might be going back to his old partying ways. Reports have put him in three different states partying with strippers. Affleck's reps have denied that fact that he's been anywhere but LA and that he's happy at home with his wife and daughter. I personally think that Ben his probably going back to his old ways, his bachelor lifestyle was just too good to him.
Not a lot of news to report on right now but hopefully there will be more soon and I'll update in the next couple of days. And BigDaddyLebowski, you're my favorite reader...

Melrose Place couples are dropping like flies...

2006-02-05T21:43:00.000-08:00

First of all, I need to start off by saying that a lot of entertainment news is gossiped based. Before reading a story that is entertainment related one has to realize that some aspects of it might not be true or that the truth is stretched. For those of you who read my blog and question what I'm saying and claim that you heard differently then fine, you might have, we might not be using the same sources but if it is such a problem and offensive to you then please don't read it. In the case of Jodie Sweetin, I have no ignorance about eating disorders or drug addictions, there is some stuff that I probably don't know but I have never claimed to know everything. I was just restating what I had found. Mike Hundt, your name is what is sophmoric, you have created the problem and if you think that what I'm writing is so hackneyed and bad then do me a favor and don't read it. You are a douche and I hope that I do keep offending you so hopefully I can do that today. Mia Horbagg, maybe you should go hook-up with Mike Hundt because he's wound so tight, I think that's the only way for him to blow off steam. Lastly, Jack Brojack if you had actually taken the time to read my blog before commenting you would realize that I never once claimed that Jodie Sweetin had an eating disorder, the title was referring to the eating disorder that Mary-Kate Olsen had. And please, the Galleria is my turf, do not act like you know everything that happens there. Oh and ClaireC I'm glad that you like what I'm writing and that you miss me but you do know I have no idea who you are.
Now onto the show, Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora are getting divorced. This is the second divorce for a Melrose Place actor in the last week. It was something about that apartment complex that gets people in trouble. Locklear was previously married to Tommy Lee Jones but that was short lasting thank god. That goes on her list of "what the hell was I thinking?" Heather has been known as the show saver for quite some time. She came out to Melrose Place as the vixen and changed the ratings around and did the same with Spin City. I know that there are definetly some shows that need the Locklear. Another couple that just announced their split is Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong. They had been engaged for a little over five months and dating for two years. They came out as a couple shortly after Armstrong divorced his wife with whom he has three kids. Thats all the news I have right now but check back soon because celebrities are always causing some kind of drama to report on!

Eating disorders, meth addicts...what kind of Full House was this?

2006-02-01T21:00:00.000-08:00

Usually I don't post this often, the news has just been too good lately not to. For those of you who don't recognize this picture, it would be Jodie Sweetin, Jodie Sweetin who played sweet little Stephanie Tanner on Full House. Two years ago Jodie was feeling rather bored so she thought it would be a good idea to start experimenting with Meth. Good idea? I believe so. For two years she has been battling a meth addiction. An intervention was staged including John Stamos and the Olsen twins. Maybe she just started doing drugs so she could see the Olsens, I mean they are a big deal now. She is now getting a divorce from her police officer husband whom she married when she was twenty. Why was the Full House so messed up?
Britney Spears will be guest-starring on Will and Grace soon playing a Christian Conservative which is almost like saying that I am Jesus. Britney is a trashy whore now. It's something about Kevin or Popozao as he likes to be called that turns people into trash. I mean look at Shar Jackson.
Also I know that J.Lo has been married to Marc for the longest of all her gazillion husbands but they are working together in a new movie called El Cantante and since Gigli was such a good relationship move for her and Ben, she better be damn secure in her relationship because if this movie tanks like her last relationship movie she'll be back in divorce court before Ebert and Roper give her new movie two thumbs down, even though it could be good. I haven't heard enough to formulate a good opinion. Also, Lindsay Lohan was recently injured. She cut her leg when she slipped and broke a teacup. It didn't damper her night though, she was later spotted at a club. I think she just needs to lay low for a while. I'm sure she slipped from some cocaine which I know she did or some alcohol. Lindsay, if you don't want to be in the press, don't go out! It's ridiculous! Ok, thats it for today. Check back soon!

And the Oscar goes to...

2006-01-31T20:15:00.000-08:00

Oscar nominations were announced this morning. Here I go...Brokeback Mountain walks away with eight nominations and finally Jake Gyllenhaal was nominate for Best Supporting Actor and the newlyweds Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams were both nominated. I think Brokeback Mountain is going to win for Best Picture or at least I really hope it does, I think all around it had the best collaborative performance and direction. I was surprised that Woody Allen wasn't nominated for Best Director for Match Point but he was nominated for screenplay so I'm happy about that because it really was a good movie. I think Best Actor will go to either Philip Seymour Hoffman for Capote or Heath Ledger. Joaquin Phoenix was unbelievable as Johnny Cash but his performance wasn't the same. The two big contenders for Best Actress are Felicity Huffman and Reese Witherspoon. I think this is a really tough category. Both actresses won Golden Globes for their performances but since the categories were more seperated they're both on equal playing fields. Rachel Weisz is looking really good for Constant Gardner but I must say that I'm extremely happy that Amy Adams was nominated for Junebug, her performance was great and a real career starter. Ang Lee is I believe most likely to walk away with the Best Director but after seeing Munich last night I think that Steven Spielberg should also win it. For Best Screenplay I'm really at a loss. That's all I have today, lots of predictions. Check back soon!

Teri Hatcher, take a chill pill

2006-01-30T23:43:00.000-08:00

So as seen in the above picture Teri Hatcher is a little crazy....and Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy don't really look amused. I think Teri Hatcher expects to win something now that she won one Golden Globe over a year ago and she can't stand the fact that she isn't getting any attention while her costar has a Golden Globe and a SAG award for her role in Transamerica. As seen from Desperate Houswives acceptance speech at the Golden Globes Teri felt a little to compelled to grab the microphone and start blabbing while the other ladies just rolled their eyes and willed her to shut up. So as I said in my title, Teri take a chill pill. You're not the only houswife who deserves an award. Believe it or not there are more talented actresses that Lois Lane.
I saw Munich tonight and was greeted with a preview of MI-3. Tom Cruise also needs to calm himself and prepare himself for bad reviews because I'm sorry but the movie looks really bad. I would like to think that it would be good because J.J Abrams is one of my favorites and even though he dissapointed me with Alias so far I still think he is a great talent but Tom Cruise is going to be the death of the movie. Not to mention the fact that he was just nominated for three Razzie awards including worst actor for War of the Worlds and "tiresome tabloid target" which I concur with. Tom needs to go jump on couches elsewhere because I am sick of him. Meg Ryan adopted a Chinese baby last week. Why one might ask? That is the question on my mind especially since her movie The Doors starring Val Kilmer will be released soon and she will have to do a lot of press. No time for the baby hmm, that's never happened with a Hollywood actress before. Finally I just want to refer to my first post where I said that I thought Commander in Chief would be canceled shortly after it aired. I realized that I was wrong after the ratings were so high but still something about the show made me uneasy and I still knew deep down that it was crap and therefore should be canceled. Well it turns out ABC might be thinking along those same lines since the show has been shelved until spring. The ratings have declined and therefore ABC wants to make room for a newer show. We'll see it ever returns. So I will leave you for know to think about all the times that you thought I might not know what I was talking about because who knows, I probably did.

Here you go Nyn8v...

2006-01-26T16:47:00.000-08:00

Nyn8v stated that my last post was "B-O-R-I-N-G!" so I'm going to write about Chris Penn or attempt to. Chris Penn was found dead in his home at the age of 40. Now immediately I turned to drugs as the culprit of his death because 40 is a young age to die for no reason whatsoever. After an autopsy yesterday it appears to be natural causes but drug test will be administered. My dad said that he probably just died because he was unhealthy and fat but I don't know, I think there might be something suspicious going on. Speaking of drugs Kate Moss is working with Virgin publishers to pen a book about her drug escapades. I think that is probably one of the worst ideas ever, how much could she have to say? It's almost as good an idea as when Paris Hilton wrote her book which gave us wonderful insight into her life, "I like pink and blue and purple and yellow but not together, red and black are always ugly." Thank you Paris. You'd think after just getting out of rehab, Kate would be playing it safe but instead she's going out drinking in bars and pole dancing with Lindsay Lohan. Good role model Kate, Lila should be proud.
Rob Estes and Josie Bissett have called it quits after 13 years of marriage. Rob was quoted in people saying that Josie has"decided to move on to greener pastures." He doesn't sound bitter at all...Well that's all the news I have for now. I hope that was to your liking NYN8V. Check back soon!

CW?

2006-01-25T08:38:00.000-08:00

People claims that the two snow bunnys below are Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake, hmmmm....

Ok, so yesterday I wrote a riveting piece on the merging of two networks but instead of publishing it deleted so I'm trying this one more time. Yesterday it was announced that UPN and the WB would be obsolete by fall 2006 and form a new network by the name of CW. Both networks currently operate under CBS so the C comes from CBS and the W comes from WB. Both networks have been struggling for a long time so hopefully the combination will make the new network more successful. The new network will take shows from the current network lineups, two shows that definetly will make the cut are Gilmore Girls and Veronica Mars. Since UPN is typically known as a "black" network Veronica Mars seems to have not really fit in with that mold. It has defied the UPN stereotypes and although it doesn't have the best rating is actually a clever, very well written show and I'm not just saying that because I intern there. Hopefully this new network will breath life into the show and bring up the ratings. Veronica is currently on Wednesdays at 9 on UPN so everyone should tune in. Check back soon!

I'm sorry Zahara and Maddox and the presidency is dead

2006-01-23T10:46:00.000-08:00

On Thursday Maddox and Zahara officially became Jolie-Pitt. The superstars are officially a family now especially with the pending arrivial of their first child together. It has been discovered that Angelina was pregnant before Brad's divorce with Jennifer was official which makes Brad an even bigger asshole than I thought. Now when I see pictures of him or think of him in movies I know longer think of him as hot and Angelina she's just crazy. Jon Voight was right to ask his daughter to seek help, she needs it.

The West Wing was canceled today. NBC decided to axe the show after the ratings have been particularly low this season. With the recent death of John Spencer it would be hard to recover the missing story lines that this character would provide. Also with Martin Sheen's term ending, the idea of the show going on with a new president would be hard and most likely result in lower ratings. The season wraps in May and there will be an hour long retrospective to say goodbye to a once high rated beloved show. Well, I must say congratulations to Lynn Paolo who is the costumer for West Wing and ER. You've done well!

The five Friends that we've missed so much: Ross, Rachel, Pheobe, Monica, Chandler and Joey have all signed multi-million dollar deals with NBC to star in four one hour episodes of Friends. The deal has been in talks for the last couple of months and has just recently been finalized. I personally think that the era of friends is over and that they shouldn't mess with the show anymore. Let us keep to the re-runs if we feel the need to watch some friends. How many times can we see Ross and Rachel break-up and make-up? Reportedly, Jennifer Aniston was the last of the friends stars to sign onto the deal but she has now been confirmed. Hopefully she can use this as therapy to get over her awful ex-husband. Also NBC is in talks to develop a new Friends spin-off with Ross, Chandler and Joey all together. How this would work if Chandler doesn't get a divorce, Ross doesn't break up with Rachel again and Joey doesn't stop being a dumb-ass then I just don't know how this would be possible. Since Joey hasn't really been canceled yet I guess it's just a matter of time but once again what is NBC thinking, Joey is doing horrible and is on hiatus basically indefinetly so I really don't think another Friends spin-off would work. I honestly think that I should work for a network and tell them what show ideas are crap because they clearly don't seem to know. Thats all the news for today, check back soon!

Jared Leto is chub

2006-01-18T14:49:00.000-08:00

Nuff' said

Hollywood Foreign Press sucks and so does Kenny G.

2006-01-17T13:01:00.000-08:00

First off clever name Mike Hundt, you should go confer with Dick Hertz about your next ridiculous comment to my blog. Yes, entertainment news might be shallow at times but you seem to care about it just as much as I do to take the time to read my blog, comment on it and give insight into the reasons that you believe Brad and Jen broke up. Nobody really knows why they broke up so I think it's interesting that you think you do, maybe you should do some fact checking. Also you clearly seem to care about Angelina Jolie since you read my blog about her and if you don't care and think that I'm shallow and vapid that don't read my blog because as much as you don't care, thats how much I could really care less about what you have to say in regards to it. Basically Mike Huntz you are an angry asshole who shouldn't be dispensing opinions about things that you know little about, go put on some Kenny G. and drown yourself in a saucer because you're personality is actually shallow enough that you would drown.

Onto the Golden Globes... I watched the red carpet on E! as I always do because as the title of my blog suggests, I will work for E! one day. This year Ryan Seacrest was the master of ceremonies and Isaac Mizrahi and Giuliana Dipandi were on the carpet. Isaac Mizrahi asked the most inappropriate questions such as "where do you keep your condoms?" "What kind of bikini wax do you have, playboy or brazilian?" and my favorite to the newly seperated Hilary Swank, "Hows single life?" to which she curtly responded, "I'm actually not single and I'm trying to work out my marriage" and then she briskly said goodbye and walked away. Giuliana whom I aspire to be asked dumb questions and Ryan Seacrest just babbled. Basically it made me sad to think that E! would do a red carpet like this one. If these people can host the red carpet then there is no doubt in my mind that one day I can do the same thing. The actual award ceremony was dissapointing for certain awards. Geena Davis who is looking ever so manly and quite round in the face beat out the unbelievable Glenn Close who was nominate for her work in The Shield for Best Actress in a drama. I've never seen Commander in Chief but i can imagine that there is no way that show or she can be better than Glenn Close. Paul Newman one for Empire Falls which was expected because he is a screen legend. Thankfully Brokeback Mountain and Walk the Line took away several awards including Best Picture and Best Actor and Actress for Reese Witherspoon and Joaquin Phoenix. Lost one for Best Drama Series which I don't really think should win anything but kudos to J.J Abrams because he got screwed over with Alias. One of the funniest moments of the ceremony was that all four desperate housewives were nominated for Best Actress in a comedy alongside Mary Louise Parker for Weeds and she walked away with the award even though Desperate Houswives won the award for Best Comedy Series. The Golden Globes are the worst of the award shows because it's usually the filler nominee (the nominee that doesn't really deserve to be nominated but is because they need an extra person) that walks away with the award. Also the groupings are a little unfair but then again at least we have the Oscars and Emmys to look forward to. Check back soon for some more vapid and shallow entertainment news. Seacrest Out!

Oh Angelina!

2006-01-12T19:35:00.000-08:00

First let me just say that this is dedicated to Claire Crowley...thanks for reading. If more people read please comment on the blog or let me know so it doesn't seem like my dad is the only one reading it. Now for the real news. The other day when rumors began to circulate that Angelina Jolie was pregnant I decided to give her the benefit of the doubt and I said that I didn't think she was pregnant because she seems like such a responsible mom to Maddox and Zahara and it would be very irresponsible to have a baby months after she adopted her year old daughter. Then the news broke that she was pregnant and it just made me mad, I was trying to be nice since I am a fan but she dissapointed me. Brad Pitt has balls by the way to be having a baby with Angelina and adopting her kids months after his divorce from Jennifer Aniston was declare official. I thought he was a nice guy too and I understand that he's "happy" now but it's so inconsiderate to start a family with another woman so soon after his divorce.
On to happier news in my opinion I did some celeb sightings today that I'd like to share. Let's start with Roger Bart, psycho George Williams from Desperate Housewives and from The Producers. He gave me a hey since he could see how excited I was. Then onto Joan's On Third where I spotted Kirsten Dunst. She was quite the chain smoker, about three cigarettes in ten minutes. She was sporting a long hair-do and was looking happy sitting with her friends. Then at Fred Seagal I hit jackpot. I saw Raven Symone in a ugly, way too tight white lace ensemble. I don't know how she could breath or what compelled her to wear something so ugly. What happened to cute little Olivia from the Cosby days? Outside at the Fred Seagal cafe was Pharell lunching with his friends. Usually at Fred Seagal I see Tori Spelling but I moved up a step and saw Marky-Mark or Mark Whalberg as he prefers to be called in his big Bently looking cool and stylish. This is why I love LA! leave me comments to let me know how I'm doing and I will continue to bring news. Thanks!

Movie theater viewers should SHUT UP...and other news!

2006-01-09T20:52:00.000-08:00

The other day I went to the movies with my mom to see Woody Allen's new movie Match Point which I strongly recommend. It combined moments that were purely Woody Allen as many of the audience members decided to share at the end of the movie with moments that would classify the movie as a thriller or a romance. It really combined all genres of movies into one. Throughout the movie, the audience which was comprised of mostly elderly people, decided it would be a fun idea to provide running commentary. There was the inappropriate laughter where something wasn't funny or the laughter was too loud to hear what was happening on the screen. There was the man sitting in front of us who decided that it would be fun to shout out words at points in the movie such as "pregnant!", "no!", "Yeah right!," it was quite amusing, actually not since he was loud. Then there was the really old couple who couldn't hear what was happening in the movie so they kept loudly saying, "Huh? What did he say?" Then there was a lady next to me who decided that the middle of the movie would be a fun time to loudly remove a newspaper from her shoe. Basically, people shouldn't talk or make noises in a movie unless it's me because then it's okay, haha.

In other news, Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe have split after eight years of marriage. Many people don't know but Hilary had a role in The Karate Kid and had a recurring role on Beverly Hills 90210 as a single mom. Chad Lowe has recently appeared in ER and Medium. The couple are only seperated and "remain hopeful" in this hard time. I personally always thought that Chad Lowe was kind of geeky especially compared to Hilary Swank who is such a beautiful, accomplished actress but hopefully the will both work everything out in this hard time. I spotted Jenny Jones today at the Century City Mall where I was having lunch with my dad. Whatever happened to all the talk show hosts? Just a reminder that Lindsay Lohan's issue of Vanity Fair hits newstands Tuesday so everyone, or daddy go by an issue. Let's hope more celebrities break up, make up and use drugs.

Drugs and Eating Disorders...Yes!

2006-01-05T18:13:00.000-08:00

Ok so my internet has been down for two days, two of the most jam-packed entertainment days in a while. First off Happy New Years!...really Happy New Years to my parents since they're the only ones that read this but if you do read this and are not my mom or my dad pleased leave me a comment and let me know how I'm doing. In February's issue of Vanity Fair that comes out on stands, January 10th Lindsay Lohan admits to bulimia and drug use. Duh!!! One day she was a normal size and then the next week she was bone thin. The kind of thin that can't happen from just dieting, it had to be coke. I say we're a week at the most maybe two from Nicole Richie's drug and bulimia confession. I mean c'mon now, she can't hide now that her friend has admitted to it. As sick as it is, it gives me a sick pleasure to know that they were doing drugs the whole time. Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are back off. The divorce is going through her reps confirmed. Ok so the biggest news was the Lindsay Lohan thing but since I've been so internet deprived I'm going to try and put up another post tommorow.

Divorce...it's the new trend

2005-12-29T00:27:00.000-08:00

So Tori Spelling is engaged to Dean McDermott...she offically divorced from her husband Charlie Shanian in September. They were married for a year and McDermott recently divorced his wife of twelve years. Spelling met Dean McDermott on the set of her newest TV movie earlier this year but at most they could have been dating six months. At least Aaron Spelling is rich enough to pay for as many weddings as Tori wants to have. Divorce seems to be the new trend among celebrities. Of course the two biggest divorces of the moment being Nick and Jessica and Brad and Jennifer. Speaking of Jessica Simpson, I spotted her two days ago at the movies trying to be inconspicuous in hooker boots and a hat, jeans a t-shirt would have been a better choice. Also on the upcoming divorce list is I'm sure Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck. I know there is no news about them seperating or anything so if anyone other than my family reads this don't get all huffy at me because it's just a prediction. Her career was ruined the minute she decided to marry Ben Affleck and have his baby. The baby especially not a wise move when she works on a show that required her to wear tight clothing and kick ass all the time. Well Alias is now canceled thank you very much Jennifer Garner. Viewership decreased significantly after Michael Vartan's character Vaughn was killed in the first episode. Michael Vartan and Jennifer Garner were in a relationship and when things broke off and she started dating Ben Affleck things just got to uncomfortable on the set for Jennifer and therefore Michael Vartan had to go. I'm a tad bitter if you couldn't tell...Michael Vartan is just way to hot and he deserves better. OK I don't want to rant anymore so watch my new favorite show Veronica Mars and check back soon.

My first post ever...

2005-12-23T22:04:00.000-08:00

Alright, well I decided to start posting an entertainment blog because my Dad said and I'd be really good at it, thanks dad and I'm sick of all the other entertainment reporters that know just as much as me and actually get paid to talk about it. This does not include Kristin Veitch even though I might as well apologize to her now because I will have her job soon. The latest news is that Laura Dern married her long time boyfrien Ben Harper. The couple met four years ago and have two children together. In other news Jessica Simpson who we are all sick of hearing about is seeking a new divorce judge because the current one just isn't good enough for her I guess. I say that anything to get them offically divorced the fastest is what I want. Rumors of their impending divorce had been circulating for months so it's great that it's finally here...hopefully that will mean that the news about them will finally stop! Today I was driving around LA because yay I'm home for a month from school and can finally drive...I digress...anyway I was driving and saw a billboard for Heather Graham's new show Emily's Reasons Why Not which premieres on ABC January 9th. I personally don't even know why ABC is putting that on the air because really it's probably going to be canceled before May sweeps but thats just my prediction. Also Seth Green's new show Four Kings starts up soon on NBC "must see TV" Thursdays which already is a kiss of death no matter how good the show is. All shows that have been on that night recently have not been doing well. They moved Scrubs to that night but that show is already on shaky grounds so we'll see how that does and the surprise hit My Name Is Earl is being moved to so we'll see how the show is affected by the new night. At least Joey is being canceled. YAY! My predictions on cancelations dates might be a little behind but I can say that I'm pretty sure I'm right about them so far. That's it for today. Check back in tommorow.