For the love of god, call child services!

Who wouldn't want to be pregnant and in jail for a DUI? Well we no Nicole Richie could really care less. It is a sad, sad day for me to have to actually acknowledge that Nicole Richie is pregnant!!!!!!! I, despite much flack have always been a big Nicole fan. From the heroin addicted chubby Nicole to the chubby rehabed Simple Life sidekick to the anorexic Paris hater, I've been through it all with her, always cheering her along but...now I am just in a state of distress. How can she be caught driving drunk and on vicodin the wrong way now that she's pregnant?!?! How selfish! And really also what child wouldn't want these two for parents. I'm sure Diane Sawyer is holding back with every ounce of will power to not scream at how stupid they are both being. I mean please abortion hasn't been banned yet! (or ever hopefully) But I mean come on, how stupid is she. Last week she was avoiding going to court and how she's four months along. I just don't even have words for how upset with her I am. I can't really aspire to be exactly like her now, trying to be anorexic was so much easier than achieving baby bump success.

Another troubled mother would have to be Ms. Britney Spears. Now that her divorce with K-Fed is final I predict the duo will be battling it out in court once again but this time for custody. I actually hope for the kids' sake that K-Fed gets them. For those of you who haven't purchased and read OK! magazine, first of all stop reading right now and go buy it, but I digress, the magazine basically trashes Britney. She was supposed to be scheduled for a tell all complete with photo shoot but the bitch went crazy, stole some dresses, had a fit and ran out before the interview was over. Apparently she had the same break down at her video shoot for which she shelled out all the cash. She is on a fast downward spiral that appears as though it will only end badly. Somebody needs to grab that girl by her cheap weave and drag her to the nearest rehab clinic complete with 24 psychiatry care.

Okay, I'm too upset over Nicole's impending alcohol fetal ridden child (I hope not) to continue.

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I know what killed Lindsay Lohan's career

It's been a really long time since my last post but what's a better time to write a new blog than Lindsay crisis time. This weekend I decided to support the Lindsay's coke habit by going to see her movie I Know Who Killed Me. Please promise me right now that you will not pay to see this movie, in fact if you are offered the chance to see it for free don't even take that. What a waste of two hours. Lohan has made about six or seven movies included the Parent Trap and two of them she plays identical twins. This movie was like eight disjointed movies put together, each part being worst than the next. I honestly thought that Lindsay was a good actress or could be one and that would save her in the end but I was really, really wrong. In a movie with bad acting, bad writing and bad directing it's no wonder that the movie that supposedly cost $35 million to make only drew in $3.4 million this weekend. She better hopes that she gets to hide out in jail to avoid the embarrasment that this movie will cause. Whoever from the Washington Post said that this movie was "a credible piece of pop entertainment of the hottie-in-distress genre" and says, "Lohan brilliantly brings off her double turn" must have been hitting the crack pipe just like one of Lohan's alter egos in the movie. The movie tied up little loose ends and left at least me wondering why there was a consistent and very constant theme of the color blue throughout the movie. Perhaps the best part was being able to see Lohan's stripper character with a stump leg and arm for most of the movie. It's sad to say that I don't think her career can be revived.
On a complete seperate note, there is a new trailer available for an untitled J.J. Abrams project directed by his Felicity co-creator Matt Reeves. While the preview doesn't give much it looks very well directed and I am a huge fan of J.J. so check it out:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/
My favorite person Nicole Richie is going to be sitting down for a one on one interview with Diane Sawyer this week to address pregnancy rumors and her DUI, even though isn't she going to jail for four days? I hope this doesn't mess up the interview!
Last week I made one of the best purchases ever. The OK! magazine with Britney Spears on the cover. FANTASTIC! That bitch is crazy! I think K-Fed is actually the better parent in this situation. One thing is for sure, if her and Lindsay don't clean up their ways one of them will be the next Anna Nicole.
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