Couture Cleanup

One might think that Naomi Campbell is on her way to a benefit...but no she's just leaving community service. The crazy phone thrower came to all five days of community service in designer duds and platform heels. This is obviously appropriate attire to clean up a garage in New York. If I was employed by E! already I would have been there on the scene and would have great pictures but alas I am not yet. I actually very surprised that Naomi didn't throw a broom at one of her fellow sanitation workers. Also, if she thinks she won't be back there within the next year that crazy bitch is sadly mistaken.
In my last post I said that Christmas was happening sooner than I thought. I was very wrong. The baby daddy of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter have not been revealed yet. A judge ordered that DNA samples be given but the results have still not been revealed. However, the autopsy results for Anna Nicole have been revealed. Her death was ruled as an accidental overdose. Perez Hilton released a list of all of the drugs that were her in her system at the time and based on the list I find it hard to believe that it was accidental. The list includes: - Trichloroethanol (a sedative and hypnotic)
- Trichloroacetic acid (treatment of warts, including genital warts)
- Diphenhydramine hydrochloride (an antihistamine and sedative)
- Clonazepam (aka Klonopin; used for treating anxiety)
- Diazepam (muscle relaxant, used for treating anxiety, insomnia)
- Nordiazapam (sedative)
- Temazepam (a sedative and hypnotic)
- Oxazepam (a muscle relaxant and sedative)
- Lorazapam (anti-nausea, sedative, muscle relaxant)
Six sedatives seems like a whole lot to me. Unfortunately, it seems as though the main cause was a broken heart. In other Anna Nicole news, production on a feature film based on her life is already underway although who will play Anna has not yet been decided.
Britney Spears had a long rehab stay of about 25 days and seems to already be cured! Yeah, so is Lindsay. Lindsay has been spotted partying and drinking all over New York and LA since she was released from her treatment facility. I honestly hope she gets her act together but right now it's not looking very likely.
That's all I have for today. Please watch my Soap Opera preview. The show is called The Hot and the Bothered:
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Is Pax Thien really an improvement?

Ok, so I know it might be hard to tell (I know I had trouble) with who this is but it's FERGIE! Guess she must be hitting the crystal meth pipe again to be looking like this. Very unfortunate, nobodies london bridge is going to be falling for her.

Angelina Jolie has added a fourth child to her family. Pax Thien was welcomed into the family on Thursday when his adoption ceremony took place. So Angelina's new foreign child was named Pham Quang Sang but Angelina thought that she'd give a more American name that other kids his age could pronounce and went with Pax Thien. I mean John or Jim was just to common right? And she wanted to make sure everyone knew that he was adopted. So I'm thinking next the baby will be coming from an African country, Zahara needs someone that looks like her. I'm sure the adoption papers are being filed for baby number 5 as I write this.

A good idea for your first week out of rehab is to go to as many clubs as possible and be photographed drinking champagne. Just ask Lindsay, thats what she learned in AA. That means Britney must be doing really well. Speaking of Lindsay, she's rumored to be dating Jude Law, ew? Almost as gross as Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. I mean fo reals, John Mayer is wayyyyy to good for her. I'm done with the cutsey pictures of them.

Kind of old news but how many of you really hope that Tom Brady is a daddy times 2. I know I do, it's just so great.

One of my favorite shows and a show that is very close to my heart, Veronica Mars, looks like it might be on the chopping block. Please people protest this, it's so smartly written and produced. It needs another chance. So as soon as you're done reading this and leaving me a comment please go to eonline and look into Kristin Veitch's Save One Show where she helps save a show this season.

The next season of The Simple Life will be taking place at a fat camp. Now, I can't imagine who would allow this to take place but I see so many politically incorrect events happening. I think it's crossing a line to let Paris and Nicole around a barrage of fat kids. The joke possibilities are endless and I'm sure beyond cruel. I don't see this being even a little funny. Don't watch even though I'm not worried.

Christmas is coming early this year, Anna Nicole Smith's baby's daddy is being revealed on Tuesday! YAY! so stay tuned for more about that.

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Cause one ain't enough...

Madge is not aging well at all. Go cry for her Argentina and then get her some botox or something. Liz Hurley and new husband Arun Nayar are getting married for the second time. What is with the multiple weddings? Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson had four weddings but it still ended up in only one divorce. Maybe multiple weddings aren't such a good idea. Plus the more money that you put towards your weddings, the less money you have to argue over in divorce court.

Speaking of one too many, Angelina Jolie has offically filed adoption papers in Vietnam. Now Angelina, your little Shiloh is not even a year old yet. It is NOT necessary to have a new child every year. Be happy with the three you already have. I also find it interesting that in all of the pictures of the family only two out of the three kids are always spotlighted. Can we never see the whole family? Brad Pitt has said that they want a whole soccer team of kids, oh Brad you kill me! A soccer team that represents every color in the rainbow, cute. There are also a lot of orphaned kids in the United States, Angelina's country that she might want to think about helping out.

Sometimes rehab isn't just for healing, sometimes it's for shopping. Just ask Britney Spears. While rehab Britney went on an online shopping spree with LA boutique intuition. I figured that by joining rehab Brit-Brit would focus on getting better, but getting better is so much more funner when you have something cute to wear!

I was watching TV the other day, shocker I know and I saw a fantastic commercial. This commerical was for Dancing with the Stars and at the end they focused on Heather Mills saying that the only thing she was truly worried about was, "losing her leg". Now who cares about who wins the competition, let's take bets on when her leg will fall off. It's truly great television if in the middle of one her dances she has to stop because her leg has flown off into the audience. In fact, if I were Heather Mills I would stage my leg falling off. America couldn't vote off a cripple.

Sienna Miller was quoted in a newspaper saying that she's a huge fan of recreational drugs and that her favorite is magic mushrooms. Well Sienna, good for you but you know that saying things like this probably isn't the best idea. We don't need to know that you're drugged a lot and people will have a poorer opinion of you. Keep that mouth shut girl!

On E!s Daily 10 today, probably one of the more annoying shows on TV, they featured a look into Kim Kardashian's closet. You might be asking yourself, who is Kim Kardashian? And that is a completely valid question. The short answer is no one. She dated Nick Lachey for a little bit and more recently is known for having a sex video with Brandy's brother Ray Jay. The best part of the show came when Kim showed off one of her purses and said to the camera, "If you remember when I wore this..." I found this laughable because why would we remember that since we don't know who she is. The answer to that Kim, is no I don't remember that.

That's all I have for right now.

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