I cried...

So normally I know I feature celebrity pictures but I'm on my way so I thought I'd start showcasing myself now haha. The Oscars fell on my birthday this year and while I was very excited I also was nervous. I take awards shows very seriously and if the wrong person won, it could have ruined the night. When J-Hud won, the night took a turn for the worse. That girl has won to many awards. She was very good in Dreamgirls but let's be real, did she really deserve to beat Cate Blanchett? NO! Also, is she ever going to be in anything again that's worth while at least? probs not. It was not a good award.

As the Best Director awards approached I got more and more nervous. Martin Scorsese who from now on will be known as Marty deserved it more than anything, I knew that it was his year but the Academy has always been known for taking it away from the person who should have actually won. When the awards was being announced my friends sat nervously on the couch and as they called good ole' Marty's name we jumped up in excitement and as the title of my blog suggests, I did in fact cry. It made up for the fact that J-Hud won (not really, but I'll pretend) Then, to further the excitement of the night The Departed won, which I LOVEEEEED! All in all, it was a good birthday because of those two awards.

I really have nothing else to say right now because I was not at all surprised about Helen Mirren and even though I wanted Leo to take it home I knew that Forrest Whitaker would. So congrats to the winners but not J-Hud. I will be writing to the Academy and they might take it away from her. Thanks to my friends and family for the best birthday ever. And finally, if you read the blog please please please comment on it!

Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.

You do know you have children, right?

Alright, Britney has possessed me to write two blogs in two days. The once cute lovable pop star that served as an idol to many girls (I'm pretty sure I used to choreograph dances to her songs) has done it again. Spears checked herself into rehab yesterday only to check herself right back out today. At least it beats the two hours she was in a different rehab center last weekend. This girl needs an intervention fo reals! Rumor is that Spears shaved her head because K-Fed was going to court order her to have her hair tested for drugs because drugs remain in hair follicles the longest. She does realize that then shaving her head proves that she definitely had drugs in her system. Part of me wants K-Fed to get the kids, which is saying a whole lot. I don't think that either of them are actually going to take care of the kids but seeing how Britney is just spiraling downwards, it seems like a dangerous idea to keep the children within reach. This story is really just sad and it seems that another Anna Nicole Smith story is in the works.

Do you know who Brody Jenner is? Most of my regular readers probably don't and probably don't know what The Hills is either. So...The Hills is a spin off of MTV's Laguna Beach. I really like it because it's extremely trashy. Brody Jenner is on it and plays on of the boys that the star Lauren Conrad is dating. Previously Brody has been linked to Kristen Cavalleri and Nicole Richie. In next month's issue of Detail's magazine Brody thought it would be a good idea to make America hate him and realize what an idiot rich kids are by releasing the following statements:

Spencer gave Brody invaluable advice on who to date:"Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that sh--, bro. You'll be, like, a f---ing hero to America."

On his relationship with Lauren Conrad: "Basically," says Jenner, 23, "I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills."

Basically, He's really smart. Spencer is his best friend/stylist/publicist/agent/manager/sleazebag, another winner. First of all, why he would think to release these statements are beyond me. Second, why did he think people would want to know who he was? Most important, why would Detail's have an article about him? come on!

Today, the future of TV came to a grinding halt when ABC announced that they would be making a Grey's Anatomy spin-off starring Kate Walsh who plays Addison Shepherd, yawn! She is the worst part of the show so it should excite me that she will no longer be on the show but it upsets me when networks make bad decisions and this I know is a bad one. If her character is boring on Grey's why would she suddenly become more interesting on her show? There will be a two hour special episode that will introduce her show, serving as a pilot and if it does well than the ABC will announce it on their fall schedule. I urge you all to NOT watch this show even though ABC's back up options don't sound much better. This does not look good for the upfronts if networks are already making bad decisions. My heart palpitations are starting now. I just can't wait until these decisions become mine and I am able to laugh in the face of people that pitch me bad ideas.

That's all I have for now. Congratulations to Marcia Cross, she finally popped. Don't become the next Britney Spears and buy me lots of presents for my impending birthday.

Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.

Britney, I will buy your hair on e-bay.

So, this picture has nothing to do with Britney Spears but I mean Niecy Nashes' ass looks kinda like Britney's newly bald head. Low blow. I wasn't going to write a new post until the Oscars but Britney had to go ahead and do more drug induced activities. On Thursday, Miss. Spears walked into a salon in Tarzana and asked them to shave her head. After the stylist refused to do it, Spears shaved it herself. Her hair is now being auctioned off on e-bay. The bidding is currently at over a million dollars. Why would someone want her hair? What are they going to do with it? ew, I don't even want to know and more importantly, over a million dollars? Come on America, we can do better. Spears then got two tattoos at a place close to my heart so I'm glad they get good business now but come on Britney! I think she's obviously looking for some way to abandon her kids and this is her easy way out. It's a sad world when K-fed where K-Fed would be granted custody of the children. I'm sure he doesn't even know how many kids he actually has. If Britney keeps it up she's going to end up like Anna Nicole and we all know that's not good.

Speaking of Anna Nicole, her will has been released. Turns out, she never changed it after her son Daniel died and everything is still left to him. Howard K. Stern was also named executor of the estate. Supposedly, everything is supposed to be turned over to the next of kin which would be her daughter but if Stern has anything to do with he'll probably end up taking that money. Stern is looking more and more suspicious as more details are coming out. Stay tuned for more on that.

Bridget Moynahan is over three months pregnant with Tom Brady's baby. The couple broke up about three months ago and he has been rumored to be dating Gisele. Perez Hilton thinks that Moynahan got pregnant on purpose, it wouldn't be the dumbest move.

That's all for now. Everyone stick to the methadone and slimfast diet and we'll compare notes.

Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.

Cold as ice...

The title explains it all. As you're reading this post, Anna Nicole Smith is literally cold as ice. Her body is court ordered to stay on ice before it's decided whether or not they will have to take a DNA sample of her. So, if you didn't know already Anna Nicole died Thursday afternoon after collapsing in her hotel room in Florida. Smith was rushed to the hospital and was dead upon arrival. This comes almost five months after her son Daniel died under mysterious circumstances days after her daughter Dannielynn was born.
There is already a lot of speculation about how Anna Nicole died. One OBVIOUS assumption is drugs and the other day, bottles of methadone were found in her Bahama refrigerator. This is the same substance that was found in her son's body. There was also prescription medication found in her hotel room that was under Howard K. Stern's name. Stern is her partner and lawyer. They recently had a commitment ceremony but it was not legally binding. Sources think that it was Smith that killed her through drugs and that he also killed her son. Since they are not legally married though, it's not as though any of her money could become his. Unless, the baby is actually his and then the money would become his until Dannielynn was of legal age.
Then there's the issue of Dannielynn. During Smith's pregnancy and especially when the baby was actually born, Smith's former boyfriend and photographer, Larry Birkhead, said that he was the father of the baby although Smith denied that and said that Stern was the father. Once the baby was born, Birkhead sued for a DNA sample which Smith kept putting off. My question is unless there is something weird going on with the baby why make this go on longer than it has to? Just give the court a damn sample! Now more people have come out and said that they are the father of the baby including Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. There are also rumors that the baby is Anna's first husband J. Howard Marshall's and that she had his sperm frozen until she decided she was ready to have a baby. This would ensure that Marshall's money would then become the family's as Dannielynn would be a legal heir.
This is a sad, tragic, story for which Howard K. Stern has already shamelessly made money by letting Entertainment Tonight film his reunion with Dannielynn. I don't know Howard, maybe wait a couple weeks so you're not as suspicious? All I know is that if Bobby Trendy is distraught, I am too. Stay Tuned for happier celebrity news.

Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.