We all knew it wasn't water in that bottle...

Mary-Kate decided to pull a table cloth from one of the Golden Globe parties and wear it as a dress. I mean it's hot, right? So obviously everyone should know by now that Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab. As the title of the blog suggests, the constant water bottles that she carried around to multiple party locations totally carried some vodka. I mean it's good that she's checked in to get help but I can't help but think it's just a publicity stunt. She checked into a rehab center that allows her to leave on day trips like less than a week after she checked in and I'm sure she'll be completely out in a month...last time I checked, it took longer than a month but we'll see.

The Razzie nominations came out today. Hopefully M Night Shyamalan will take the results of his many nominations has an indicator that maybe he shouldn't make any more movies? And hopefully he'll learn that he doesn't have to guest star in all of them either. Basic Instinct 2 brought in a wonderful seven nominations. I think the new Die Hard movie might be in the same position next year and maybe even the new Indiana Jones. Actors, *READ CAREFULLY* do not make sequels soooo long after the original was filmed. Chances are, you are too old to play the part the second time around. cough cough, Sylvester Stallone. Seriously, how did he not pull in a Razzie. And back to Lindsay, her nomination can't bode well for her recovery. Ouch!

Oscar nominations come out tomorrow so stay tuned, I will hopefully update soon.

Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.

RIP OC, Ford and Saddam

Angelina and her gaggle of foreign children decided to come and mourn the OC, Ford and Saddam. So I hope that I'm the first to report to some of you at least that today FOX announced that the OC is canceled! First it was Mischa that split and then Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson and finally FOX is splitting with the show about the lives of rich and privileged in Orange County. February 22nd which was originally going to mark the season 4 finale of the show because yes, it wasn't even ordered for a whole season, but now it will also mark the series finale. The ratings for the show have seriously declined this season for obvious reasons, it sucks now. I love the time of year when some shows learn their fate.

So, I saw Dreamgirls. Here's a piece of advice to the fake lead actress Beyonce...please, please, please STOP acting!!!!!!!! She is actually awful. She was bad in Austin Powers, she was worse in Pink Panther but yet she was still hired to be in Dreamgirls. Could it be because she's a famous black singer that's actually pretty young? Um, ya obviously. At points in the movie, she would talk and it was like she inherited some retard and as though she was reading from cue cards that were really really far away from her eyes. Also, Jamie Foxx. You are not god, you are not a good actor, you are too full of yourself. Stop.

While writing this post I saw a double commercial for the movie that I was going to write about anyway...Primeval. This movie is about the world's worst serial killer. Now my dad and I were thinking of who it could possibly be but it turns out all of our guesses were wrong because they came up with something even better...a crocodile. O ya, a crocodile. So take that. Saddam is probably so happy he was hung now that shit like that is getting made.

I'm missing the Golden Globes because of a flight. I want to cry. Just thought I'd share.

Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.