Monday, July 30, 2007

I know what killed Lindsay Lohan's career

It's been a really long time since my last post but what's a better time to write a new blog than Lindsay crisis time. This weekend I decided to support the Lindsay's coke habit by going to see her movie I Know Who Killed Me. Please promise me right now that you will not pay to see this movie, in fact if you are offered the chance to see it for free don't even take that. What a waste of two hours. Lohan has made about six or seven movies included the Parent Trap and two of them she plays identical twins. This movie was like eight disjointed movies put together, each part being worst than the next. I honestly thought that Lindsay was a good actress or could be one and that would save her in the end but I was really, really wrong. In a movie with bad acting, bad writing and bad directing it's no wonder that the movie that supposedly cost $35 million to make only drew in $3.4 million this weekend. She better hopes that she gets to hide out in jail to avoid the embarrasment that this movie will cause. Whoever from the Washington Post said that this movie was "a credible piece of pop entertainment of the hottie-in-distress genre" and says, "Lohan brilliantly brings off her double turn" must have been hitting the crack pipe just like one of Lohan's alter egos in the movie. The movie tied up little loose ends and left at least me wondering why there was a consistent and very constant theme of the color blue throughout the movie. Perhaps the best part was being able to see Lohan's stripper character with a stump leg and arm for most of the movie. It's sad to say that I don't think her career can be revived.
On a complete seperate note, there is a new trailer available for an untitled J.J. Abrams project directed by his Felicity co-creator Matt Reeves. While the preview doesn't give much it looks very well directed and I am a huge fan of J.J. so check it out:
http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/11808/
My favorite person Nicole Richie is going to be sitting down for a one on one interview with Diane Sawyer this week to address pregnancy rumors and her DUI, even though isn't she going to jail for four days? I hope this doesn't mess up the interview!
Last week I made one of the best purchases ever. The OK! magazine with Britney Spears on the cover. FANTASTIC! That bitch is crazy! I think K-Fed is actually the better parent in this situation. One thing is for sure, if her and Lindsay don't clean up their ways one of them will be the next Anna Nicole.
Live, Love and Breathe Entertainment. I know I do.

2 comments:

disoriented said...

hail to the queen...she's back. and boy did we miss you. your message is great your writing a little rusty, but we'll take you anyway we can get you! keep it up, looks like a great season for more nonsense!

MICHAEL said...

Great posting. Welcome back, honey. I already emailed you my thoughts on LiLo so I won't bother to repeat them here.

Who is this 'disoriented' person?