Who wouldn't want to be pregnant and in jail for a DUI? Well we no Nicole Richie could really care less. It is a sad, sad day for me to have to actually acknowledge that Nicole Richie is pregnant!!!!!!! I, despite much flack have always been a big Nicole fan. From the heroin addicted chubby Nicole to the chubby rehabed Simple Life sidekick to the anorexic Paris hater, I've been through it all with her, always cheering her along but...now I am just in a state of distress. How can she be caught driving drunk and on vicodin the wrong way now that she's pregnant?!?! How selfish! And really also what child wouldn't want these two for parents. I'm sure Diane Sawyer is holding back with every ounce of will power to not scream at how stupid they are both being. I mean please abortion hasn't been banned yet! (or ever hopefully) But I mean come on, how stupid is she. Last week she was avoiding going to court and how she's four months along. I just don't even have words for how upset with her I am. I can't really aspire to be exactly like her now, trying to be anorexic was so much easier than achieving baby bump success.
Another troubled mother would have to be Ms. Britney Spears. Now that her divorce with K-Fed is final I predict the duo will be battling it out in court once again but this time for custody. I actually hope for the kids' sake that K-Fed gets them. For those of you who haven't purchased and read OK! magazine, first of all stop reading right now and go buy it, but I digress, the magazine basically trashes Britney. She was supposed to be scheduled for a tell all complete with photo shoot but the bitch went crazy, stole some dresses, had a fit and ran out before the interview was over. Apparently she had the same break down at her video shoot for which she shelled out all the cash. She is on a fast downward spiral that appears as though it will only end badly. Somebody needs to grab that girl by her cheap weave and drag her to the nearest rehab clinic complete with 24 psychiatry care.
Okay, I'm too upset over Nicole's impending alcohol fetal ridden child (I hope not) to continue.
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2 comments:
i can't stop laughing! your lengthy break did wonders for your insightful thoughts and opinions. you're crazy and HILARIOUS! keep it up, just start using spell check!!
Whoa, honey....slow down. I agree with disoriented (oy, did I just say that?). A little more spell check and a little less caffeine. Very funny, nevertheless.
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