Sunday, March 18, 2007

Is Pax Thien really an improvement?


Ok, so I know it might be hard to tell (I know I had trouble) with who this is but it's FERGIE! Guess she must be hitting the crystal meth pipe again to be looking like this. Very unfortunate, nobodies london bridge is going to be falling for her.
Angelina Jolie has added a fourth child to her family. Pax Thien was welcomed into the family on Thursday when his adoption ceremony took place. So Angelina's new foreign child was named Pham Quang Sang but Angelina thought that she'd give a more American name that other kids his age could pronounce and went with Pax Thien. I mean John or Jim was just to common right? And she wanted to make sure everyone knew that he was adopted. So I'm thinking next the baby will be coming from an African country, Zahara needs someone that looks like her. I'm sure the adoption papers are being filed for baby number 5 as I write this.
A good idea for your first week out of rehab is to go to as many clubs as possible and be photographed drinking champagne. Just ask Lindsay, thats what she learned in AA. That means Britney must be doing really well. Speaking of Lindsay, she's rumored to be dating Jude Law, ew? Almost as gross as Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. I mean fo reals, John Mayer is wayyyyy to good for her. I'm done with the cutsey pictures of them.
Kind of old news but how many of you really hope that Tom Brady is a daddy times 2. I know I do, it's just so great.
One of my favorite shows and a show that is very close to my heart, Veronica Mars, looks like it might be on the chopping block. Please people protest this, it's so smartly written and produced. It needs another chance. So as soon as you're done reading this and leaving me a comment please go to eonline and look into Kristin Veitch's Save One Show where she helps save a show this season.
The next season of The Simple Life will be taking place at a fat camp. Now, I can't imagine who would allow this to take place but I see so many politically incorrect events happening. I think it's crossing a line to let Paris and Nicole around a barrage of fat kids. The joke possibilities are endless and I'm sure beyond cruel. I don't see this being even a little funny. Don't watch even though I'm not worried.
Christmas is coming early this year, Anna Nicole Smith's baby's daddy is being revealed on Tuesday! YAY! so stay tuned for more about that.
Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.

3 comments:

nyn8v said...

Fergie Shmergie, what I want to know is where did she get that pocketbook? I Love it! And I have one word to say to Angelina Jolie....Mia... as in Farrow. Sounds like she's this generation's Mia Farrow adopting all those kids, and we all know where that went. I'm wondering if Bread knows Woody....you get where I'm going with this? Sorry E! Girl, you live - breathe entertainment, I guess I live and breathe the shmutz in it's wake.

nyn8v said...

oops - too early, I guess. I meant Brad as in Pitt, not Bread as in that old musical group of the 70's.

bigdaddylebowski said...

Fergie-nauseous.....a pox on Pax...LL + AA = DWC (Do We Care?).

Sorry about Veronica, sweetie. It's a victim of today's TV business. No room for quality. it doesn't sell.