Monday, March 05, 2007

Cause one ain't enough...


Madge is not aging well at all. Go cry for her Argentina and then get her some botox or something. Liz Hurley and new husband Arun Nayar are getting married for the second time. What is with the multiple weddings? Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson had four weddings but it still ended up in only one divorce. Maybe multiple weddings aren't such a good idea. Plus the more money that you put towards your weddings, the less money you have to argue over in divorce court.
Speaking of one too many, Angelina Jolie has offically filed adoption papers in Vietnam. Now Angelina, your little Shiloh is not even a year old yet. It is NOT necessary to have a new child every year. Be happy with the three you already have. I also find it interesting that in all of the pictures of the family only two out of the three kids are always spotlighted. Can we never see the whole family? Brad Pitt has said that they want a whole soccer team of kids, oh Brad you kill me! A soccer team that represents every color in the rainbow, cute. There are also a lot of orphaned kids in the United States, Angelina's country that she might want to think about helping out.
Sometimes rehab isn't just for healing, sometimes it's for shopping. Just ask Britney Spears. While rehab Britney went on an online shopping spree with LA boutique intuition. I figured that by joining rehab Brit-Brit would focus on getting better, but getting better is so much more funner when you have something cute to wear!
I was watching TV the other day, shocker I know and I saw a fantastic commercial. This commerical was for Dancing with the Stars and at the end they focused on Heather Mills saying that the only thing she was truly worried about was, "losing her leg". Now who cares about who wins the competition, let's take bets on when her leg will fall off. It's truly great television if in the middle of one her dances she has to stop because her leg has flown off into the audience. In fact, if I were Heather Mills I would stage my leg falling off. America couldn't vote off a cripple.
Sienna Miller was quoted in a newspaper saying that she's a huge fan of recreational drugs and that her favorite is magic mushrooms. Well Sienna, good for you but you know that saying things like this probably isn't the best idea. We don't need to know that you're drugged a lot and people will have a poorer opinion of you. Keep that mouth shut girl!
On E!s Daily 10 today, probably one of the more annoying shows on TV, they featured a look into Kim Kardashian's closet. You might be asking yourself, who is Kim Kardashian? And that is a completely valid question. The short answer is no one. She dated Nick Lachey for a little bit and more recently is known for having a sex video with Brandy's brother Ray Jay. The best part of the show came when Kim showed off one of her purses and said to the camera, "If you remember when I wore this..." I found this laughable because why would we remember that since we don't know who she is. The answer to that Kim, is no I don't remember that.
That's all I have for right now.
Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.

2 comments:

bigdaddylebowski said...

A very well written and interesting posting, honey. I see that some solitude is good for your thought process.

All I can say is that I'd like to take Heather Mill's leg and beat her, Madonna, Angelina Jolie and Kim Whoever.

Go conquer NYC, my little VH1 (very happy one).

nyn8v said...

hey E! Girlie - This posting's your best one yet, really enjoyed it. Lots of useful info, and a good read. Congrats on your interning gig...I am expecting BIG things from you so that when interviewed, I can say, "Why yes, I knew her when she was a tot."

Keep it coming!