You do know you have children, right?

Alright, Britney has possessed me to write two blogs in two days. The once cute lovable pop star that served as an idol to many girls (I'm pretty sure I used to choreograph dances to her songs) has done it again. Spears checked herself into rehab yesterday only to check herself right back out today. At least it beats the two hours she was in a different rehab center last weekend. This girl needs an intervention fo reals! Rumor is that Spears shaved her head because K-Fed was going to court order her to have her hair tested for drugs because drugs remain in hair follicles the longest. She does realize that then shaving her head proves that she definitely had drugs in her system. Part of me wants K-Fed to get the kids, which is saying a whole lot. I don't think that either of them are actually going to take care of the kids but seeing how Britney is just spiraling downwards, it seems like a dangerous idea to keep the children within reach. This story is really just sad and it seems that another Anna Nicole Smith story is in the works.

Do you know who Brody Jenner is? Most of my regular readers probably don't and probably don't know what The Hills is either. So...The Hills is a spin off of MTV's Laguna Beach. I really like it because it's extremely trashy. Brody Jenner is on it and plays on of the boys that the star Lauren Conrad is dating. Previously Brody has been linked to Kristen Cavalleri and Nicole Richie. In next month's issue of Detail's magazine Brody thought it would be a good idea to make America hate him and realize what an idiot rich kids are by releasing the following statements:

Spencer gave Brody invaluable advice on who to date:"Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that sh--, bro. You'll be, like, a f---ing hero to America."

On his relationship with Lauren Conrad: "Basically," says Jenner, 23, "I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills."

Basically, He's really smart. Spencer is his best friend/stylist/publicist/agent/manager/sleazebag, another winner. First of all, why he would think to release these statements are beyond me. Second, why did he think people would want to know who he was? Most important, why would Detail's have an article about him? come on!

Today, the future of TV came to a grinding halt when ABC announced that they would be making a Grey's Anatomy spin-off starring Kate Walsh who plays Addison Shepherd, yawn! She is the worst part of the show so it should excite me that she will no longer be on the show but it upsets me when networks make bad decisions and this I know is a bad one. If her character is boring on Grey's why would she suddenly become more interesting on her show? There will be a two hour special episode that will introduce her show, serving as a pilot and if it does well than the ABC will announce it on their fall schedule. I urge you all to NOT watch this show even though ABC's back up options don't sound much better. This does not look good for the upfronts if networks are already making bad decisions. My heart palpitations are starting now. I just can't wait until these decisions become mine and I am able to laugh in the face of people that pitch me bad ideas.

That's all I have for now. Congratulations to Marcia Cross, she finally popped. Don't become the next Britney Spears and buy me lots of presents for my impending birthday.

Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.