Cold as ice...

The title explains it all. As you're reading this post, Anna Nicole Smith is literally cold as ice. Her body is court ordered to stay on ice before it's decided whether or not they will have to take a DNA sample of her. So, if you didn't know already Anna Nicole died Thursday afternoon after collapsing in her hotel room in Florida. Smith was rushed to the hospital and was dead upon arrival. This comes almost five months after her son Daniel died under mysterious circumstances days after her daughter Dannielynn was born.
There is already a lot of speculation about how Anna Nicole died. One OBVIOUS assumption is drugs and the other day, bottles of methadone were found in her Bahama refrigerator. This is the same substance that was found in her son's body. There was also prescription medication found in her hotel room that was under Howard K. Stern's name. Stern is her partner and lawyer. They recently had a commitment ceremony but it was not legally binding. Sources think that it was Smith that killed her through drugs and that he also killed her son. Since they are not legally married though, it's not as though any of her money could become his. Unless, the baby is actually his and then the money would become his until Dannielynn was of legal age.
Then there's the issue of Dannielynn. During Smith's pregnancy and especially when the baby was actually born, Smith's former boyfriend and photographer, Larry Birkhead, said that he was the father of the baby although Smith denied that and said that Stern was the father. Once the baby was born, Birkhead sued for a DNA sample which Smith kept putting off. My question is unless there is something weird going on with the baby why make this go on longer than it has to? Just give the court a damn sample! Now more people have come out and said that they are the father of the baby including Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. There are also rumors that the baby is Anna's first husband J. Howard Marshall's and that she had his sperm frozen until she decided she was ready to have a baby. This would ensure that Marshall's money would then become the family's as Dannielynn would be a legal heir.
This is a sad, tragic, story for which Howard K. Stern has already shamelessly made money by letting Entertainment Tonight film his reunion with Dannielynn. I don't know Howard, maybe wait a couple weeks so you're not as suspicious? All I know is that if Bobby Trendy is distraught, I am too. Stay Tuned for happier celebrity news.

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