Monday, January 22, 2007

We all knew it wasn't water in that bottle...


Mary-Kate decided to pull a table cloth from one of the Golden Globe parties and wear it as a dress. I mean it's hot, right? So obviously everyone should know by now that Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab. As the title of the blog suggests, the constant water bottles that she carried around to multiple party locations totally carried some vodka. I mean it's good that she's checked in to get help but I can't help but think it's just a publicity stunt. She checked into a rehab center that allows her to leave on day trips like less than a week after she checked in and I'm sure she'll be completely out in a month...last time I checked, it took longer than a month but we'll see.
The Razzie nominations came out today. Hopefully M Night Shyamalan will take the results of his many nominations has an indicator that maybe he shouldn't make any more movies? And hopefully he'll learn that he doesn't have to guest star in all of them either. Basic Instinct 2 brought in a wonderful seven nominations. I think the new Die Hard movie might be in the same position next year and maybe even the new Indiana Jones. Actors, *READ CAREFULLY* do not make sequels soooo long after the original was filmed. Chances are, you are too old to play the part the second time around. cough cough, Sylvester Stallone. Seriously, how did he not pull in a Razzie. And back to Lindsay, her nomination can't bode well for her recovery. Ouch!
Oscar nominations come out tomorrow so stay tuned, I will hopefully update soon.
Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.

6 comments:

greatmama said...

you're back and with a vengeness! HALLELULAH! love the tablecloth look, GREAT idea for dining and wearing. yeh, never thought about the vodka/water bottle disguise, good call. looking forward to your oscar thoughts. write on.......

bigdaddylebowski said...

Love the pic....very, very funny. I'll have to check the Vegas line on the odds for LL making it through rehab sober. Wish her luck, though. Can't wait to hear your Academy Awards rant.
Note to Zach: everyone knows the internet is American, so stop adding letters where they don't belong. All the best to the family both near and far.

greatmama said...

oops...a senior moment. i meant to say VENGEANCE!! oh and zach, i like the extra letters...it covers any spelling errors!

Zach said...

Michael,
Hillel sends his best.
Zach.

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nyn8v said...

I concur with greatmama - and I think I might even break out the sewing machine as I now have found a use for all those tablecloths ruined by wine spills and candlewax. That's all that's keeping this girlie from looking like an Olsen twin.
Shaina, it is wonderful reading your rants, I'm not sure who or what a Razzie is but if it keeps M. Night from making another movie I, for one will be boycotting said group - Love M. Night he's from Philly and so is my boyfriend. Oh, he makes fab movies.
love that you are living and breathing entertainment again, you are my pipeline to pop culture!
xoxo