Thursday, January 04, 2007

RIP OC, Ford and Saddam


Angelina and her gaggle of foreign children decided to come and mourn the OC, Ford and Saddam. So I hope that I'm the first to report to some of you at least that today FOX announced that the OC is canceled! First it was Mischa that split and then Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson and finally FOX is splitting with the show about the lives of rich and privileged in Orange County. February 22nd which was originally going to mark the season 4 finale of the show because yes, it wasn't even ordered for a whole season, but now it will also mark the series finale. The ratings for the show have seriously declined this season for obvious reasons, it sucks now. I love the time of year when some shows learn their fate.
So, I saw Dreamgirls. Here's a piece of advice to the fake lead actress Beyonce...please, please, please STOP acting!!!!!!!! She is actually awful. She was bad in Austin Powers, she was worse in Pink Panther but yet she was still hired to be in Dreamgirls. Could it be because she's a famous black singer that's actually pretty young? Um, ya obviously. At points in the movie, she would talk and it was like she inherited some retard and as though she was reading from cue cards that were really really far away from her eyes. Also, Jamie Foxx. You are not god, you are not a good actor, you are too full of yourself. Stop.
While writing this post I saw a double commercial for the movie that I was going to write about anyway...Primeval. This movie is about the world's worst serial killer. Now my dad and I were thinking of who it could possibly be but it turns out all of our guesses were wrong because they came up with something even better...a crocodile. O ya, a crocodile. So take that. Saddam is probably so happy he was hung now that shit like that is getting made.
I'm missing the Golden Globes because of a flight. I want to cry. Just thought I'd share.
Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.

4 comments:

bigdaddylebowski said...

Good job, honey. Wake up, the SAG noms were announced this a.m. I'm sure there's lots to rant about there as well.
Megan Mullaly: mancelled. Busta Rhymes: busta-ed.
Ps
Seen any celebs?

Zach said...

Shaina,
Like the writing. But the white background could use some colour that might accentuate your colourful prose.

bigdaddylebowski said...

Hey Zach, in my country the word 'color' doesn't have a 'u', eh? Say hello to your Dad, he used to be my favorite (no 'u' in that word either) cousin.

Zach said...

In your country they spell colour without a 'u.'
In my generation, we understand that the internet is international. So don't force me to bastardise (read bastardize) my spelling.
Spelling aside, how are things?
I will definitely pass the message along to my dad.