I now pronounce husband and wife?

As you can see by this lovely picture, the happy alien couple has now made it official, kind of. Now, I find it interesting that all of the gossip magazines and shows have not made a big deal of the fact that TomKat never applied for a marriage license! They are not officially married!!!! I knew that something like this was going to happen. This whole huge event really means nothing. Tom Cruise is gay. I'm just going to be plain and simple in that statement and he needs to realize that I for one am on to him. I know his secret and that he didn't really marry Katie. I guess by the time Suri is like twenty we'll hear that she's really Chris Klein's baby, Katie was lobotomized and since we won't have seen Tom in a while we'll learn that he has gone with the Scientology mother ship to some new planet. Just a thought.

My absolute favorite person in the world, Naomi Campbell has done it again. It seems like once a week I'm talking about her. One of the many assistants that Naomi threw a phone at for lost jeans or something like that has sued her again. Naomi will be in court a lot. That judge better install a shield so that no phones or anything can be thrown at him.

So, I'm watching the finale of Girl's Next Door tonight and I realize that Hugh Hefner always wears a sailor hat. I never noticed it before tonight but this is definitely not the first episode that he has worn that ridiculous hat. I really think that he's losing it which isn't unexpected since he is 80! Also, the girls did a calendar signing and some young teenage mom had them sign her baby. I will say it again, in case you were so shocked by it the first time. She had the girls sign her baby. How do you explain that to your child later in life and are they supposed to brag about it?

My favorite wanna be coke whore/ Courtney Love wannabe is hot on the press trail. Yes, I'm talking about the one, the only Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay's movie Bobby comes out Thursday so of course she's using this as an excuse to party all the time and fall over on her drunken ass. What was her excuse before? Please, why is she being encouraged.

Last week, Taye Digg's Daybreak premiered to a staggering 17 million viewers. I ask you please as a service to America, if you watched this show last week, STOP! Talk about encouraging a bad thing. If you have seen Groundhogs day, think about watching it over and over non stop and then put Taye Diggs in it. That's Daybreak for you and I don't like it one bit.

That's all I have for today, have a happy thanksgiving.

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Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here?

Awww, if only we were back to happier days for the couple that just keeps on giving. For everyone that has not been living under a rock, I mean MSNBC reported it, America's favorite couple K-Fed and Britney Spears has split. I'll give you all a minute to digest and get out the tissues. I mean if this couple can't make it, how can any of us have hope? Reese and Ryan probably heard about this and that's when they decided they needed to seperate, they probably looked up to K-Fed and Britney, who wouldn't? Britney has filed for divorce after two years of marriage and two kids. Boy, I bet she wishes she hadn't popped out so many kiddies so fast. It's only about two months since Jayden James was born. Britney is also reportedly filing for sole custody of the kids. I guess she realized that K-Fed isn't a stand up daddy, abandoning his two other kids and all. The one thing that we can all blame Britney for, making us all know who K-Fed is, without her he would be nobody. K-Fed is probably crying in a corner now that he can't live off of his soon to be ex-wife's money. So...if you see a homeless man on the street in the near future who claims that he was once married to Britney Spears, chances are he was, so call a cop and tell him that the bum was trespassing.

In other news, Neil Patrick Harris has announced that he's gay...DUH!

That's all for today, I don't know what other news I can give that wouldn't be overshadowed by the tragedy that is the K-Spears divorce. Thanks to Perez Hilton for the image.

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