Maid to be in prison

Yes, that is Naomi Campbell on her way to court. She was accused of assault for the THIRD time by one of her employees. On Monday her maid Gaby Gibson filed assault charges against Ms. I think I'm still a Supermodel Campbell. Apparently Campbell threw a bejewled Blackberry at her maid when Gibson couldn't find a specific pair of Campbell's jeans. Those rhinestones must have really hurt, damn! This isn't the first time that Naomi has flipped out over a pair of jeans. On March 31st Naomi Campbell was arrested for throwing a phone at her maid at the time Ana Scolavino over a missing pair of jeans. She must really love those jeans...Maybe they're magic or have drugs in the pockets or something for her to go so crazy. She was also accused of throwing a phone at her Administrative assistant. These assaults beg the questions, what's the deal with the phones? Does she have an endless supply or is it that whenever she gets sick of her current phone she decides to throw it at someone so she can get a new one? If convicted Naomi faces up to seven years in prison and possible deportation. I hope for the judge on her case that she declares her innocent otherwise her current phone might end up in that judge's face.

I know it's spelled Urban but is it pronounced UrBANE?

How nice of Juliette Lewis to get dress up for my long awaited arrival! I'm so sorry that I've been away for sooo long, let's just say I've been indisposed and traveling the world gathering important celebrity news in order to share it with all of you. Now to the news...


I will go in the best chronological order I can since it's been so long. Let me start with the upfronts which were in May. In addition to being an all-star celeb news watcher I think that I could do a better job of being in programming, these people are just serious idiots. Wasting money on shows that just will never make, case-in-point, Joey and Commander-in-Chief. NBC has two shows that will be rolled out in the fall schedule, Studio 6o on the Sunset Strip and 30 Rock. Studio 60 is a drama and 30 Rock is a sitcom but they both focus on the behind the scenes of a comedy variety show such as Saturday Night Live. Why NBC would think it would be a good idea to have TWO shows about the same thing I have no idea. IDIOTIC!!!!!!!!!!! My thinking is that Studio 60 will be the winner of the two since Aaron Sorkin and Tommy Schlamme are in on it and Matthew Perry whom I love is reuniting with Amanda Peet. I think all around the show will be better. NBC also has a new show Kidnapped about a kidnapping investigation of a rich kid who has been kidnapped. All I can say is that the kid cannot be kidnapped for more than a season and after that unless they kidnap the audience the show is either going to have to change names or be canceled, I'm going to go for being canceled, just a hunch. The also are rolling out The Nine about people who are involved in a 52 hour bank hostage. I just have no words...no words at all. NBC is winning right now in my book in networks who should have their programmers shot. Raines is a mid-season replacement for NBC starring Jeff Goldblum as an LAPD officer who can talk to his dead victims to solve their murders, this sounds very similar to Medium which also is on NBC. One more for NBC, Heroes, my boy Greg Grunberg stars in this show about a doctor who unites people who have special secret powers kind of like in X-Men, oh wait, was I not supposed to make that connection? There are a ton more stupid shows that are on the fall schedule for all the networks but almost all of them are already shows on TV or shows that were canceled and now ones exactly like them are being put in their place. More news to come as more information on the shows comes out.

Babies are abound as Britney our favorite white trash pop star welcomes her second child since Sean P. is 7 months old and it's about time for another kid. Her interview with Matt Lauer was soooo great, there's clips everywhere on the internet so if you haven't already seen it, I would track it down. She chews gum like it's her job, since her career is quickly fading maybe that's what she'll be famous for next, professional gum chewer. There really are no words for Britney anymore, she has taken white trash too far and K-Fed needs a fourth child like George Bush needs another term. Pssh. Heidi Klum also loves being pregnant so much that nine months after having her second child Henry with husband Seal she's pregnant with her third child. When does this supermodel have time for modeling?

The world has been Suri Cruise-less for more than 50 days now prompting the ever so popular rumor that Suri is actually Chris Klein's baby and Tom Cruise is pretending that it's his. That means that Katie would have been pregnant when she first met Tom Cruise and that the baby was born earlier than they said. Because of this Suri would appear a lot older than she actually is so they can't show her to the public in fear that we will all figure out the not so secret, secret.

Since being home I have had many Celebrity Sightings, these include: Naomi Watts, Jake Gyllenhaal, Gavin Rossdale, Tom Arnold, Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna and being Justin Timberlake's waitress.
Favorite quote: I'll have the Jamaican Jerk Chicken Pizza hold the bacon, add goat cheese.


That's all I have for now... I will update a lot sooner this time. Thanks for sticking around.

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