She finally popped...

Well I know I for one am incredibly relieved by the arrival of Suri TomKat Cruise. Ok, maybe her name is just Suri but yes the baby is finally here. Suri weighs 7 pounds 7 ounces and is 20 inches long. Her name means princess in Hebrew and Red Rose in Persian. No word yet on whether the birth was silent or not but let me just tell you that this news is like when man first landed on the moon, not that I was alive for that. The feeling is kind of comparable though, don't you think? So bets on how long before the couple seperates... Sooner probably if Katie Holmes has post-partum depression because we all know that Tom Cruise is keen on that.
In other baby news Brooke Shields also welcomed a child, her second daughter Grier. For those of you who don't know after the birth of her last child she went through post-partum depression and was severly criticized for it by Tom Cruise because he is the king of the world. Melissa Etheridge and her partner Tammy Lynn Michaels will be having twins this fall. Tammy Lynn is pregnant with twins by artificial insemination from an anonymous donor. Melissa Etheridge has two kids from her previous relationship. David Crosby was the donor.
On a kind of different note Alias comes back this week. For all of you who have read my column from the beginning you might know that it used to be a certain obsession of mine until Jennifer Garner got pregnant and ruined the show and got my boyfriend (Michael Vartan) killed off. Turns out the Michael is returning this week in preparation for the series finale on May 22nd. Let's hope in his revival he didn't lose any hotness even though personally I think he would be hot any time. Anyway if I see any more commericals with Jennifer Garner's character Sydney holding her baby I'm going to throw something at the tv. Just a warning to everyone.
That's all I have for today. Now I'll be anxiously awaiting the birth of the Jolie-Pitt baby, let's hope it's just as exciting. Also everyone start watching What About Brian, J.J. Abrams new show because yes it's really that good. Ok that's all, check back soon.

It just warms the heart...

Basically, I had to write a blog just so I could put this picture in there. It's just too cute!!! Please please please sense the sarcasm here. Seriously though when is little L. Ron Hubbard going to be born. Katie looks like she's going to pop. Fo' real now though, this picture makes me a little sick. I just can't really handle this couple.
Britney Spears had a scare with her son Sean Preston. Apparently little Sean slipped out of his high chair and hit his head. When Britney and Kevin realized he had been sleeping longer than usual and wasn't as responsive they took him to the hospital where they found out he had a mild skull fracture. Because of the incident Child Services and the sheriff had to come investigate. Everything's all clear. Britney is already a washed out, trailer trash, no talent celebrity, come on we don't need to add child abuser to the list.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin welcomed a son Moses Martin into the world earlier this week. What's with the bible names? I was sitting in class the other day not paying attention, sorry daddy and realized that both names are connected to the bible. Moses is quite obvious and then Apple like the garden of eden. I'm smart I know.
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are engaged and expecting a baby. The couple has been together for over four years. Maybe this will take some heat off of the supposed Jake is gay rumors with his best friend Austin.
That's all I have for now until the TomKat baby is born but I'm missing my regular readers comments so please write!

What the F*ck is he thinking?

Ok, so I'm doing my regular entertainment new check today which I've been doing about ten times a day recently since I'm anxiously awaiting the TomKat baby as I'm sure the rest of you are when I see some shocking news...Chad Michael Murray is engaged for the second time to drumroll please, another One Tree Hill costar. Let's talk this out, first off Mr. Murray recently seperated and is currently divorcing his other costar Sophia Bush when she filed for fraud. Cheater anyone? He is now engaged to 18 year old Kenzie Dalton. Pregnant anyone? Turns out that they started dating when little Kenzie was only 17 and Chad was 24. Poor Sophia Bush, she has to work with her cheater of a soon-to-be ex-husband and wifey number two. This guy seems like a real prick kind of like my regular reader Mike Hundt, I've missed you buddy.
Paris Hilton just performed an act of charity. She worked with Make-A-Wish foundation to give 16 year old Amber her biggest dream, a day with Paris. Amber got to hang out at her house and pick out a dress from her millions and then go shopping and get her hair and make-up done at Jose Eber salon. What a lucky girl! I want to be just like Paris too! Paris was quoted saying "One day of our life means a lot for someone. It makes me feel so good. Like, I probably feel, like, better than she does." Ya Paris, sure. I think that Amber must still be sick to want to spend a day with Paris. And if this little act doesn't have publicity written all over it, then I don't know what does. Paris Hilton just needs to realize that nobody really cares about her that much and if she's resorting to acts of charity then there are some issues that she needs to work out.
Katie Holmes is due any day now and at least I am anxiously awaiting the arrival of the scientology baby. I bet it looks like L. Ron Hubbard. Let's pray it happens soon because that means you'll be getting another blog sooner and let's face it, I know you all want that.