Long overdue...

I know that this post is extremely delayed. I've been busy with school and of course life but Nyn8v, I want to keep you on the A-list. I would never want to hurt your reputation. Also I know some of my regular readers are very busy with work and tax season so hopefully this blog will provide a minute of relief for you. I had a request to talk about Howard Stern and the CBS controversy so here I go...
CBS is suing Howard Stern for plugging Sirius radio his last months on CBS radio and benefiting financially from it. They said that he shouldn't have been allowed to talk about his new job at his old one. Stern said that he cleared his intentions about what he would be discussing with CBS top radio executive Joel Hollander. I think that CBS shouldn't expect anything from Howard Stern. He's very intense and speaks his mind, that his thing so why should now he not be able to. They were censoring him enough that he had to move so why censor him anymore. He deserves to be in an environment where he can speak his mind and now he can finally do that. It's a shame that CBS is being obnoxious about it. They should instead be upset that they got rid of such a great radio personality.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes should be having their baby any day now. Soon there will be a new person that Tom can brainwash, at least it will be easier because it's his own child. Speaking of Katie Holmes, I saw Thank you for Smoking last night and I loved it. Aaron Eckhart was pure genius and I thought it was hysterical. Very dark humor and heavy on sarcasm which I love. Katie Holmes wasn't that bad because she wasn't in it very much but I'm sure that someone better could have done the same role.
There have been rumors circulating for the past couple days that Jessica Simpson wants to adopt...a child. If someone lets her adopt a child they should be arrested. She wouldn't know the difference between tuna and baby food and would probably put vodka in the baby's bottle thinking it was water. If any adoption agencies are reading this, please don't let this woman adopt a child, please.
I have to just throw this in because I think it's so funny but K-fed or Kevin Federline for those of you who don't has released his album title and drumroll please the name is...Playing with Fire. Ya, I hope you're laughing too. I'll try and update sooner this time but keep checking back and leave me comments!

It's not such a simple life after all...

Nicole Richie is being accused of using some profane language in front of an eleven year old boy while shooting a scene for The Simple Life 4. She apparently went up to the boy and asked him if he found her attractive using some vulgar language. The crew caught the exchange on tape and the boy's father refuses to sign a waiver releasing the footage to be able to be used on tv. Good going Nicole! She's had a rough year though. First she was engaged, then she broke it off, now she's back together kinda, sorta with DJ AM and she lost her BFF. Also now I'm just giving a guess here, it must be rough to have an eating disorder and be coke like your new best friend Lindsay Lohan. Gasp! Now I'm just jumping to conclusions but how much longer can she pretend that didn't happen. Not much longer.

Tori Spelling has a new show on VH1, NoTORIous. Clever name people and it's apparently upset her parents. She seems to make fun of her parents and the random rooms they have in their million room mansion. An ebay room and wrapping for paper that is room, now that's not excessive at all. She has reportedly made her already shaky relationship with her mother even worse to the point where her mom doesn't even want to meet her new fiance. Looks like the little rich girl won't be a daddy's girl for much longer either. Also must be pretty hard since although she's getting married soon she will also be going through another divorce soon. She's just not the marrying type.

The Scientology episode of SouthPark has been pulled from Comedy Central. Paramount which is the studio putting out Mission Impossible III also owns Comedy Central and Tom Cruise has reportedly said that he will not promote M-I III if Comedy Central continues to play the scientology episode. First of all, it's scary that they would comply. Second, L. Ron Hubbards main goal is to take over the media and government through Scientology and it seems as if his plan is working. One show at a time he will start to control what is put on and taken off.

Looks like life isn't so simple for the rich and privileged. Wah, Wah for them. Check back soon!

TomKat baby

That would be a picture of what US Weekly predicts Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby to look like if it's a boy. I was more than a little disturbed when I saw that picture and I really hope you all are too. I think they're being a little kind though with the looks of the child, I think he/she will be much uglier. According to Life & Style magazine there are rumors that TomKat has been married for eight months already and that they tied the know on a boat. I don't think this is true because I don't see the marriage lasting eight months. Let's hope that if the child is ugly at least he/she won't be as disturbed as it's parents.
Nicollete Sheridan and Michael Bolton are engaged. The pair dated in the early nineties and then split. Sheridan was previously engaged to Nicklas Soderblom as recently as last year. Ok, I personally think that if a couple breaks up or goes on a break or anything it's for a reason and that it's not going to work out the second time. So sorry to Nichollete and Bolton but seriously there's a reason you split the first time.
Nick Lachey and Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavalleri have been rumored to be seeing each other for weeks now but their reps and friends of the two have instantly squashed the rumors citing that they are just acquaintances. Recently though the two have been spotted at Stanley's restaurant in Studio City sharing a drink. By the way there is one glaring problem with that scenario, if not already noted Cavalleri is only nineteen so that drink better have been a coke. The two have a thirteen year age difference and can anyone say rebound? Come on now, I think that Nick is just playing the field to get back at his cheating ex-wife who can't sing or act. These bites are not made for poppin' as Jessica so fondly suggests.
A Dallas movie is being made and J to the Lo and John Travolta are tapped to star. I wasn't actually old enough to watch Dallas but from what I know it's a typical soap opera set in you guessed it, Dallas. I don't think we're ready for a soap opera film yet, I'm not gonna lie. And also if there's going to be any sort of soap opera movie I vote for Melrose Place or Beverly Hills 90210. I do think it's time for J.Lo to make a new movie though, her latest El Cantante is already being surrounded by Oscar buzz so we'll see what happens with that. Speaking of John Travola he's playing the transvestite part in the Broadway musical Hairspray which is angering Scietonlogists everywhere because Scientology does not condone homosexuality. Bad Travolta! Go back to grease lightning instead!
That's all I got for today but check back soon, Outie!

Paris caught in the act

Paris Hilton was caught leaving the Modern Institute of Plastic Surgery and Anti Aging. Looks like Paris just can't keep out of the news so many a new body might help, her old one is looking a little tired. She needs a new look to reinvent herself, maybe she'll actually use her money for good or something like that. If not, at least she'll look even more fake. That's hot! As reported previously, Britney Spears is on baby watch number two. I feel bad enough for K-Fed's other kids. I really hope she doesn't have another child for him to care for, I just don't think that he can do that especially now that Britney has put him on a budget. Ryan Seacrest started his position as anchor for E! News Live, a show clearly close to my heart since one day I will have that position. I personally hate Ryan Seacrest, I don't like his coverage of the award shows on E!, I don't like him on American Idol. Basically we don't get along so the fact that he's the brand new face of my favorite entertainment news show is highly upsetting. I know though, that they're trying to put on as many bad anchors as possible so that by the time I come along, the audience will realize what they've been missing all these years. Basicaly, Seacrest Out! As I bid you adieu, my favorite James Bond is my thoughts as he recovers from Kidney surgery. Check back soon!

Abuse, the new claim

Seems like all the stars are claiming that they were abused these days, not to say that the claims aren't true but it's the fad like the Atkin's Diet. David Hasselhoff's wife made a claim of domestic violence to police but my guess is that she just wanted more money in their divorce case, sorry honey for the pessimism. Teri Hatcher also claims that she was sexually abused by her Uncle when she was five and didn't tell anyone until 2002 when a fourteen year old girl committed suicide because she was sexually abused by the same man. I believe you Teri but you have just given the other houswives another reason to hate you. You just keep getting attention. I mean first the reports that she's dating George Clooney and now this. The houswives are going to stage a revolt soon. Seems like this housewife always has to be front and center.
Britney Spears is on baby watch again. She has been getting bigger and and bigger as can be seen by recent pictures of her in all the tabloids. I hope for the sake of Sean Preston that his whore of a mama is not pregnant again because if that's the case then he will be fatherless soon. How is K-fed going to handle four kids? Plus I wouldn't be surprised if he has another kid on the sly, he's sleazy enough for that. I think Britney should also be on white trash watch because as she gets bigger she gets trashier. I fear for her trashiness level if she is pregnant again. No makeover can solve this problem.
Last night Chloe Dao won the second season of Project Runway. I feel jipped that I spent thirteen weeks of my life watching that show to have her win. I hated Santino Rice the entire show but towards the end developed a soft spot for him and I just loved his final collection. And Daniel Vosovic was the cutest and his sophisticated taste was just right for him and even though I didn't love his collection I loved him. Chloe was the last person I wanted to win, her clothes weren't that great and she already has a store in Houston! I'm so frustrated with Heidi right now.
In other news Paris Hilton is struck with a restraining order. She just needs to go away that's all I can say for her. Same goes for Bobby Brown, if he's going to be arrested they should just put him away forever so we don't have to hear about him or Whitney for a very long time. Talk about a downfall. If Britney doesn't look out she could end up like Whitney. Gasp! That's all I have for now. Check back soon.

Did the Oscars CRASH? haha I crack myself up...

The Oscars were last night and unfortunately due to some Ohio family because yes, I'm special enough to spend my spring break in Cleveland, I missed the red carpet completely. I was lucky enough to get in front of a TV in time to see the award shows. Sorry to dissapoint Nyn8v but I didn't get to see Isaac Mizrahi but if he was anything like he was at the Golden Globes I can only imagine. The show overall was ok I thought, some of it kind of predictable. I was happy to see George Clooney win because he had never won a huge award prior to this year but his speech was so cheesy it made me want to throw up. He kept talking about how proud he was to be a part of such a great academy...yadda yadda yadda. Rachel Weisz was no big surprise, neither was Ang Lee for Best Director. I was mildly surprised for Reese Witherspoon's win for Best Actress but then again it was either her or Felicity Huffman. Philip Seymour Hoffman, duh. That's all I can say. And then the big "upset" of Crash winning for Best Picture. A very smart man I know predicted that would win since it's a very LA movie, dealing with very LA themes and as we all know the award shows are held in you guessed it LA! Overall I think it was a better movie than Brokeback Mountain but still people love em' their gay cowboy love. Also, it's cool that Paul Haggis won two years in a row for two outstanding movies, last year of course he won for Million Dollar Baby. My favorite part of the evening though was when Jennifer Garner came out to present an award and tripped not once but oh yes twice and then fudged her lines. And to that I say karma, that's what you get for kicking Michael Vartan off Alias and then promptly getting the show canceled. It was the funniest moment ever, one that I just hope gets played on repeat on a late night show or Best Week Ever. Classic. Jon Stewart in my opinion was very funny although some jokes fell completely flat. 3 6 Mafia winning for Best Song, It's Hard Out There for a Pimp was the best acceptance speech of all time since you couldn't understand anything they were saying, yo yo yo was all you could make out amidst the bleeps they had to put in. That was certainly a way to add some color to the awards. Charlize Theron whom I believe is now strictly making movies with the intent of Oscar nominations, I mean Aeon Flux...definetly Oscar worthy was wearing a dress with a tuft of fabric that if placed the wrong way would cover her entire face...I don't understand stylists sometimes. Maybe she was just a bitch one time and that was her stylists way of getting back at her, if so she did a really good job.
There are reports that Macaulay Culkin is reevaluting his life and reconsidering getting back into showbiz. As the same very smart man once said to me, all the Culkin brothers are such great actors and with that in mind I'll let you ponder that report. Until next time.

Fraud? Really?

So the new thing to claim instead of just getting a plain old divorce is fraud. Renee Zellweger did it with Kenney Chesney and now Sophia Bush is following in her footsteps. Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray called it quits after five months of marriage and she has petitioned to have their marriage annulled with the claim of fraud. I don't really know what that means because clearly they didn't marriage fradulently. I think that Chad decided that Sophia wasn't the only girl he wanted to love and let other women know that so Sophia decided that rather than embarass herself with just divorcing because she was cheated on she would rather it be as though her marriage never happened. If you ask me I think that fraud as a reason is a little more embarassing but whatever she pleases. There was also a note that Sophia would refuse to help with spousal support which confused me because Chad Michael Murray is the more accomplished actor of the two and therefore I think would make more money so kind of dumb of her to ask but if tommorow for some reason Chad's character Lucas get's possessed and moves to another planet as soap operas tend to do, he won't have Sophia's paycheck to rely on. Sorry Chad.

Jessica Alba is pissed. She was featured on Playboy's sexiest celebrity edition and they put a picture of her on the cover without her consent. You know, I would be pissed to if a worldwide magazine put a clothed picture of me on the cover and claimed I was the sexiest celebrity in the world. That's just so rude. But Jessica now I'm pissed. You know why? Because Fox put Dark Angel on the air without asking my permission and subjected me to crap so next time someone wants to complain talk to me.

That's all I have for now because oh ya I kind of have work to do and celebrity news has been kind of slow. They need to start messing up so I have more to report on.