Monday, December 04, 2006

Calm before the storm part 2...

So, I wrote a blog yesterday and it didn't publish so here it goes again. Here is Britney at one of the high points of white trash. People everywhere are saying that she's making such a comeback. Yeah, either her or her vagina. If you haven't seen those pics I feel tres sad for you because they are soooooo funny. This girl needs to put on some panties and go back to her baby, I know you kinda forgot she had a newborn. It's also a really good move for Britney's career that she continues to hang out with Paris, because I mean what a role model. Maybe they can compare sex videos.
So by now, unfortunately you've probably heard that Kid Rock and Pam Anderson have split. After four weddings and four months of marriage the couple decided to call it even...it was either another wedding or divorce. Reportedly, a main cause for the divorce is that Kid didn't approve of Pam's role in Borat and called her a whore and slut. Did he just realize that and what did he think she was filming? Also, his name is Kid Rock, so any credibility ever he could ever have is gone.
Eddie Murphy is questioning the paternity of Scary Spice's unborn baby although she claims it's his. EDDIE, she was the scary spice girl for a reason, why question? He has also already started dating someone else...Babyface's ex-wife.
I'm sorry that you have to hear this at all but Reichen and Lance have split. There's really nothing more to that story.
Beyonce was recently quoted saying, "I'm already a star. I already have nine Grammys. Everyone knows I can sing. I did [Dreamgirls] because I wanted people to know that I can act and I can play someone so different from myself." Since Beyonce did such a great job as Foxxy Cleopatra and in the Pink Panther I think that this movie will really show off her acting abilities. And most importantly she really is a singer in real life so how is this character so different? And, just in case you didn't read the first time, she's already a star and has nine grammys so take that Jennifer Hudson.
Lindsay Lohan is in AA. Stunt? I think yes. This girl says she's in AA and then goes out and drinks. I think it's probably because she's done promoting Bobby and needs to be in the press a little bit longer.
I am no going on hiatus for almost two weeks because I have finals but when I come back I will be in the City of Angels and ready to report celebrity sightings! I know you're bursting with just as much excitement as I am. So stay tuned.

Live, Love and Breath Entertainment. I know I do.

2 comments:

bigdaddylebowski said...

Eddie Murphy, Scary Spice and Babyface? I have a name suggestion for the baby....Scary Face.

I'm beginning to think that Britney and K-Fed deserved each other. Same for Pam & Kid Rock.

Beyonce is in love....with herself...poor Jay Z.

And finally, Lance and Reichen....pow, zoom, right to the moon for those two Alices.

I know I'll be sighting my favorite celeb in about two weeks. Can't wait!

greatmama said...

The city of angels awaits your return, the red carpet is being cleaned though because your puppy-baby shit on it!! The holidays should be a very busy time for your celebrity news! The fun continues.