Sunday, November 19, 2006

I now pronounce husband and wife?

As you can see by this lovely picture, the happy alien couple has now made it official, kind of. Now, I find it interesting that all of the gossip magazines and shows have not made a big deal of the fact that TomKat never applied for a marriage license! They are not officially married!!!! I knew that something like this was going to happen. This whole huge event really means nothing. Tom Cruise is gay. I'm just going to be plain and simple in that statement and he needs to realize that I for one am on to him. I know his secret and that he didn't really marry Katie. I guess by the time Suri is like twenty we'll hear that she's really Chris Klein's baby, Katie was lobotomized and since we won't have seen Tom in a while we'll learn that he has gone with the Scientology mother ship to some new planet. Just a thought.
My absolute favorite person in the world, Naomi Campbell has done it again. It seems like once a week I'm talking about her. One of the many assistants that Naomi threw a phone at for lost jeans or something like that has sued her again. Naomi will be in court a lot. That judge better install a shield so that no phones or anything can be thrown at him.
So, I'm watching the finale of Girl's Next Door tonight and I realize that Hugh Hefner always wears a sailor hat. I never noticed it before tonight but this is definitely not the first episode that he has worn that ridiculous hat. I really think that he's losing it which isn't unexpected since he is 80! Also, the girls did a calendar signing and some young teenage mom had them sign her baby. I will say it again, in case you were so shocked by it the first time. She had the girls sign her baby. How do you explain that to your child later in life and are they supposed to brag about it?
My favorite wanna be coke whore/ Courtney Love wannabe is hot on the press trail. Yes, I'm talking about the one, the only Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay's movie Bobby comes out Thursday so of course she's using this as an excuse to party all the time and fall over on her drunken ass. What was her excuse before? Please, why is she being encouraged.
Last week, Taye Digg's Daybreak premiered to a staggering 17 million viewers. I ask you please as a service to America, if you watched this show last week, STOP! Talk about encouraging a bad thing. If you have seen Groundhogs day, think about watching it over and over non stop and then put Taye Diggs in it. That's Daybreak for you and I don't like it one bit.
That's all I have for today, have a happy thanksgiving.
Live, Love and Breathe entertainment. I know I do.

3 comments:

bigdaddylebowski said...

I saw a cover of Mad Magazine with Tom Cruise (looking like Alfred E. Newman), Katie and the baby and it said "What me Suri?". I also heard there was some controversy over the seating arrangements because the Klingons didn't want to be so close to the Martians.

greatmama said...

you did it again.i refuse to look at any pix or hear anything about those 2 pathetic souls. do you really think he's gay? i love it, i can't even feel sorry for poor katie, her life is ruined. how long do you give them, i say a year. anyway, thanks for making me giggle yet again!

nyn8v said...

E! Girl - you remodeled and painted and all I can say is 'wah wah we wah' a big thumbs up to pink of it all. Ah those Scientologists...what can you say about them? Maybe it's not a real baby, I wish you would go and interview Chris Klein, better, get some baby pics from his ma.
Well, as usual you have entertained and delighted my gossip-mongering self.
I hope you have a wonderful turkey E! Girl.