Madonna needed to send her Malawian son's family a picture so I offered to do the honors and sent them this beauty. Jessica realized she hadn't been in the news this past week so staged getting arrested so that the spotlight could once again be on her. Her dad Joe is pitching a new show to MTV called JailBirds and it's starring Jessica and her double Ds. Ok, I really just liked this masterpiece that had been created and needed to put the pics into use some how.So, how bad do you feel for Nicole Kidman. I mean first she had a gay scientologist of a husband who she had to pretend was straight and now a drug addict. Apparently it was written into the Kidban (that one was alllll mine)prenup that if Keith relapses and Nicole decides she wants a divorce then he gets nothing. I just feel so bad for Nicole, she doesn't deserve this. And speaking of her relationship with Tom did everyone forget the fact that he couldn't impregnate Nicole but miraculously could with Katie. This proves even further that the baby is Chris Kleins. Just thought I'd bring that up one more time.
Last week Sara Evans announced that she was quitting Dancing With the Stars because her husband was having an affair and she needed "family time". I have one question, who the HELL is Sara Evans and why do we care that her husband was having an affiar and that she quit? I had no idea who she was until I did some investigative work and found out she was a country star and oh yeah her husband has retaliated by saying that she had an affair also. Wow, these interesting people and their interesting story keeps getting better.
Madonna's new son David's birth dad says he's confused and didn't realize that Madonna was keeping David forever. Interesting, given the fact that last week the dad said that now his boy was finally going to have a happy life and could go far. Ya I guess not so far that David's daddy can't be on TV all the time and get interviewed. The fame is all he was after.
Here's my little plug. If you haven't seen Ugly Betty yet, please watch. It's my favorite new show of the season. The writing is clever, America Ferrera is fantastic and Salma Hayek is a very good Executive Producer. It's on Thursdays at 8 on ABC right before Grey's Anatomy. Also, I saw Marie Antoinette this weekend and Sofia Coppola has done it again. The movie is beautifully done and Kirsten Dunst and Jason Schwartzman were really good. The wait in between Coppola's movies are well worth it, since everyone is so artfully and well done.
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan haven't been in the news in the past week so beware because that means their going to be coming back full force and better than ever.
Live, Love and Breathe entertainment, I know I do.
3 comments:
What a treat to start the week with a brand new blog posting by my favorite Entertainment Guru. Very funny, insightful and witty. Keep up the really great work, honey. Love the sign-off tagline....it's so you!
WOW!! you are on a roll and i love it. very insightful and clever and anything that can get me to laugh out loud is too entertaining. you go girl, you crack me up!! the world of entertainment is lucky to have you. can't wait to continue reading. yeh, good tagline....it's a perfect sign-off for you, too bad katie couric doesn't know you!
I love it E! Girl! You are back-in-the-saddle-again and you rock!
Now, I don't know if you were kidding, but seriously, I think the idea of Jessica Simpson's dad doing a show called Jailbirds is in fact exciting and dare I say...a bit risqué. Why don't you write up a treatment and pitch it.
What are your thoughts on Borat's new film?
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