Once again Naomi Campbell, you have made my day!

I just love how K-Fed is capitalizing on the fact that everyone hates him, like that's going to make him famous. NEWSFLASH!!!! The only reason you're famous is because you are married to a hasbin popstar who use might be skinny now after giving birth just about a month ago but she's still complete white trash. And wrestling...I'm not sure Mr.Federline if that should be your target audience.
TomKat has announced that they will wed in November and Posh Spice seems to be co-planning the wedding. I bet that something will inevitably happen and gosh the wedding won't happen in November. Tom will make up some lame excuse about how they have to spend more time with Suri but KATIE, THE REAL REASON IS THAT HE'S GAY!!!!! Why she hasn't realized that yet unless she legitimately lobotimized is beyond me.
Another imminent marriage is the one between Cocaine Addict Pete Doherty and Idiot Kate Moss, yes all in caps because those are their new titles. Kate Moss seems to think it's a really great idea to marry Pete Doherty who has been in rehab more times than he can count on his fingers in the past year along. Plus, he's extremely grungy and gross and will be probably turn little Lila into a drug addict too, accidentally put some coke into something instead of salt or sugar. Hey, if he's high it could happen.
For all of you who haven't seen a clip; YouTube, Popsugar and PerezHilton all have it, off Elizabeth Hasselbeck going crazy over the fact that there was a murder/rape victim on Law and Order: SVU named Elizabeth Hassenbeck. She thinks that it's offensive and rude and went so far as to call up the Execute Producer of the show and confront him. His response: promptly hanging up the phone after arguing. Elizabeth honey, you are not that famous that someone would base a character off of you and maybe you should realize that if it was based on you and that the character was murdered that's maybe how the writers feel about you because you whine and complain so much on The View. Maybe?
So when Sutton Pierce Federline was born there were tons of jokes about how he was the second SPF of the family. Lots of sunscreen jokes ensued but the truth has come out...We have all been living a lie, the baby's name is...Jayden James. Now come on, when are the new jokes going to start?
Anna Nicole Smith is having a rough couple months. She is now being kicked out of the Bahamas. Officials do not want her staying there anymore and it turns out that she is kind of staying in her current house under false pretenses and the original owner wants it back. I believe that if we all watch the first season of The Anna Nicole Show we will feel a lot better about her. Priceless.
I have saved the best for last. Naomi Campbell everyone's favorite bitchy supermodel has done again. She has been reportedly arrested for scratching the face of not a measly assistant but her DRUG COUNSELOR because that is a fantastic idea. Get into even more trouble. Why isn't she in a straight jacket in a mental institution because she is a real danger to society, what is this, the fifth time this year that Naomi has been arrested. Better yet, do nothing to her because she provides endless hours of fantastic entertainment. That's all for today but check back soon.

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