It's been a while but here I am...

So it's been a long time since I've written and I thought I'd start out this I'm sure much anticipated post with a wonderful picture of Patricia Arquette in that fantastic dress...just kidding if you couldn't catch the sarcasm. Seriously, did the dead people she communicates with in Medium not tell her that the look doesn't work?
Let's start with some TV basics... So for everyone who didn't already know, just when we all thought we were getting lucky and losing Seventh Heaven for good, the show that just keeps on giving decided to give some more. Although it was canceled at the end of last season, the CW brought it back because let's face it, nobody really wanted to say goodbye to the Camdens. Even though it was brought back, there had to be severe budget cuts. So the sets twins that Lucy, Mary and Matt's wife Sarah were all pregnant with at the supposed finale, ya well we never see Lucy or Sarah and Lucy had an abortion...oh wait that's unchristian, I meant she had a miscarriage. Ruthie is in some foreign country probably getting pregnant with some triplets or something so there will be more people in that house and Mama Camden is going to be NY for most of the season "helping" Mary with her babies. The good Ol' reverend is going to get a fatal heart disease BUT if the show does well then omigosh he will be miracurously cured...interested. Oh ya and there will be a character named T-Bone joining the cast. I wonder what God's idea of T-Bone is? Let's pray and hope that the show will be canceled before we ever find out.
So in my last long ago post, I predicted that Kidnapped would be canceled and haha I was right. All the networks better line up to start hiring me for a programming job because damn I'm good, I mean not to brag or anything. Seriously, does the word DUH mean anything to you. Joining Kidnapped is Smith and some other FOX dramas that nobody bothered to watch.
Now to the big news...PARIS AND NICOLE ARE BACK TOGETHER!!!! I know you're just peeing yourself right now with excitement. I know, it's like the whole fight was a publicity stunt or something. No, they would never overexpose themselves for no reason. But seriously, what did we do without this dynamic duo? I mean the The Simple Life 4 was definetly not as good because they were filmed seperately. TV suffered.
Some quick bits for those of you who haven't been paying attention:
Britney had baby number 2, another SPF...Sutton Pierce Federline
Suri Cruise on front of Vanity Fair...almost flipped out when I couldn't get a copy
Madonna adopts a Malwaian child...ok
House of Carters=Best Show EVER
Lindsay Lohan decided she can be an author too, I mean it's not that hard, Paris Hilton did it
Fergie is a recovering Crystal Meth Addict...loves it the most

Most importantly though...I"M BAAAAAACK!!

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