What the F*ck is he thinking?

Ok, so I'm doing my regular entertainment new check today which I've been doing about ten times a day recently since I'm anxiously awaiting the TomKat baby as I'm sure the rest of you are when I see some shocking news...Chad Michael Murray is engaged for the second time to drumroll please, another One Tree Hill costar. Let's talk this out, first off Mr. Murray recently seperated and is currently divorcing his other costar Sophia Bush when she filed for fraud. Cheater anyone? He is now engaged to 18 year old Kenzie Dalton. Pregnant anyone? Turns out that they started dating when little Kenzie was only 17 and Chad was 24. Poor Sophia Bush, she has to work with her cheater of a soon-to-be ex-husband and wifey number two. This guy seems like a real prick kind of like my regular reader Mike Hundt, I've missed you buddy.
Paris Hilton just performed an act of charity. She worked with Make-A-Wish foundation to give 16 year old Amber her biggest dream, a day with Paris. Amber got to hang out at her house and pick out a dress from her millions and then go shopping and get her hair and make-up done at Jose Eber salon. What a lucky girl! I want to be just like Paris too! Paris was quoted saying "One day of our life means a lot for someone. It makes me feel so good. Like, I probably feel, like, better than she does." Ya Paris, sure. I think that Amber must still be sick to want to spend a day with Paris. And if this little act doesn't have publicity written all over it, then I don't know what does. Paris Hilton just needs to realize that nobody really cares about her that much and if she's resorting to acts of charity then there are some issues that she needs to work out.
Katie Holmes is due any day now and at least I am anxiously awaiting the arrival of the scientology baby. I bet it looks like L. Ron Hubbard. Let's pray it happens soon because that means you'll be getting another blog sooner and let's face it, I know you all want that.