Well I know I for one am incredibly relieved by the arrival of Suri TomKat Cruise. Ok, maybe her name is just Suri but yes the baby is finally here. Suri weighs 7 pounds 7 ounces and is 20 inches long. Her name means princess in Hebrew and Red Rose in Persian. No word yet on whether the birth was silent or not but let me just tell you that this news is like when man first landed on the moon, not that I was alive for that. The feeling is kind of comparable though, don't you think? So bets on how long before the couple seperates... Sooner probably if Katie Holmes has post-partum depression because we all know that Tom Cruise is keen on that.In other baby news Brooke Shields also welcomed a child, her second daughter Grier. For those of you who don't know after the birth of her last child she went through post-partum depression and was severly criticized for it by Tom Cruise because he is the king of the world. Melissa Etheridge and her partner Tammy Lynn Michaels will be having twins this fall. Tammy Lynn is pregnant with twins by artificial insemination from an anonymous donor. Melissa Etheridge has two kids from her previous relationship. David Crosby was the donor.
On a kind of different note Alias comes back this week. For all of you who have read my column from the beginning you might know that it used to be a certain obsession of mine until Jennifer Garner got pregnant and ruined the show and got my boyfriend (Michael Vartan) killed off. Turns out the Michael is returning this week in preparation for the series finale on May 22nd. Let's hope in his revival he didn't lose any hotness even though personally I think he would be hot any time. Anyway if I see any more commericals with Jennifer Garner's character Sydney holding her baby I'm going to throw something at the tv. Just a warning to everyone.
That's all I have for today. Now I'll be anxiously awaiting the birth of the Jolie-Pitt baby, let's hope it's just as exciting. Also everyone start watching What About Brian, J.J. Abrams new show because yes it's really that good. Ok that's all, check back soon.
4 comments:
well, well, well, as soon as i heard the bells ringing on this new info, i couldn't wait to read your thouts. wouldn't it be nice to put this "tomkat" thing to bed! b-o-r-i-n-g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!can't wait to hear the birth details. wonder if her paci worked?
I can tell you what Suri means in English:'poor f...ing kid'. Born of privilege to a really scary father. That girl's gonna be a mess when she grows up. Enough said on the subject.
Sorry, honey but Brian is going to follow Commander In Chief right to the cancellation pile. Heard it here first.
I expect you to be very upfront about the 'upfronts' once everything is announced....so start storing your venom that you're so famous for spewing.
so what's the story? should I take you off my bookmarks, or what?
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