Basically, I had to write a blog just so I could put this picture in there. It's just too cute!!! Please please please sense the sarcasm here. Seriously though when is little L. Ron Hubbard going to be born. Katie looks like she's going to pop. Fo' real now though, this picture makes me a little sick. I just can't really handle this couple.Britney Spears had a scare with her son Sean Preston. Apparently little Sean slipped out of his high chair and hit his head. When Britney and Kevin realized he had been sleeping longer than usual and wasn't as responsive they took him to the hospital where they found out he had a mild skull fracture. Because of the incident Child Services and the sheriff had to come investigate. Everything's all clear. Britney is already a washed out, trailer trash, no talent celebrity, come on we don't need to add child abuser to the list.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin welcomed a son Moses Martin into the world earlier this week. What's with the bible names? I was sitting in class the other day not paying attention, sorry daddy and realized that both names are connected to the bible. Moses is quite obvious and then Apple like the garden of eden. I'm smart I know.
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are engaged and expecting a baby. The couple has been together for over four years. Maybe this will take some heat off of the supposed Jake is gay rumors with his best friend Austin.
That's all I have for now until the TomKat baby is born but I'm missing my regular readers comments so please write!
4 comments:
Hey E!-Girl, didn't you know...?... This is the very first child ever to be born! Maybe they are so excited because it actually is the first child to be born from the seed of L Ron, hermetically retained and just waiting for the right star vehicle. Great photo, though. Why are Bible names so popular anyway? I am going to name my next child Debris. Or Rubble. Bible names are so passé. And on the topic of names...'sup with Gyllenhaal and Sarsgaard...I feel some elitist: "I'll-be-with-you-if-you have-double-A's" thing happening. Maybe Jake is looking for his double A, could be an XX or an XY.
That pic warmed my heart alright.....heartburn!
Big Daddy, Is that it? I always look forward to your acerbic wit. You must be distracted by something, or very, very, busy and important.
nyn8v: my acerbic tank is on empty due to the high cost of wit these days....and yes, I am very, very important.
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