That would be a picture of what US Weekly predicts Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby to look like if it's a boy. I was more than a little disturbed when I saw that picture and I really hope you all are too. I think they're being a little kind though with the looks of the child, I think he/she will be much uglier. According to Life & Style magazine there are rumors that TomKat has been married for eight months already and that they tied the know on a boat. I don't think this is true because I don't see the marriage lasting eight months. Let's hope that if the child is ugly at least he/she won't be as disturbed as it's parents.
Nicollete Sheridan and Michael Bolton are engaged. The pair dated in the early nineties and then split. Sheridan was previously engaged to Nicklas Soderblom as recently as last year. Ok, I personally think that if a couple breaks up or goes on a break or anything it's for a reason and that it's not going to work out the second time. So sorry to Nichollete and Bolton but seriously there's a reason you split the first time.
Nick Lachey and Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavalleri have been rumored to be seeing each other for weeks now but their reps and friends of the two have instantly squashed the rumors citing that they are just acquaintances. Recently though the two have been spotted at Stanley's restaurant in Studio City sharing a drink. By the way there is one glaring problem with that scenario, if not already noted Cavalleri is only nineteen so that drink better have been a coke. The two have a thirteen year age difference and can anyone say rebound? Come on now, I think that Nick is just playing the field to get back at his cheating ex-wife who can't sing or act. These bites are not made for poppin' as Jessica so fondly suggests.
A Dallas movie is being made and J to the Lo and John Travolta are tapped to star. I wasn't actually old enough to watch Dallas but from what I know it's a typical soap opera set in you guessed it, Dallas. I don't think we're ready for a soap opera film yet, I'm not gonna lie. And also if there's going to be any sort of soap opera movie I vote for Melrose Place or Beverly Hills 90210. I do think it's time for J.Lo to make a new movie though, her latest El Cantante is already being surrounded by Oscar buzz so we'll see what happens with that. Speaking of John Travola he's playing the transvestite part in the Broadway musical Hairspray which is angering Scietonlogists everywhere because Scientology does not condone homosexuality. Bad Travolta! Go back to grease lightning instead!
That's all I got for today but check back soon, Outie!
3 comments:
I almost lost my lunch when I saw that pic. Truly disturbing. Speaking of Scientology, Isaac Hayes quit South Park after 9 years, claiming religous intolerance and racial bigotry on the part of the show's creators. Turns out he's a Scientologist and was offended by a show this season mocking his made-up, retarded religion. Seems he didn't object all those years when the show made fun of Jews, Muslims, Catholics, etc. I think he deserves the Shaft!
omg, procreation isn't for everyone, look what happened to you...just kidding, at least you're not a scientologist, that would just be a double whammy!! speaking of isaac hayes, you know that wasn't his decision, but LRH's. stanley's? i need to go for a cobb salad and check out the bar. good call on the underage drinking, maybe that's the only way she can look at nick. nicolette sheridan....must we really know?! and what about the 90210 pregancy? check it out @ step-up!!
this little trio you guys having going on is AMAZING !!!!!!!!!!!
it more exciting to read the 3 of you than to acutally watch that E! thank's for ALL the news though!
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