Paris caught in the act

Paris Hilton was caught leaving the Modern Institute of Plastic Surgery and Anti Aging. Looks like Paris just can't keep out of the news so many a new body might help, her old one is looking a little tired. She needs a new look to reinvent herself, maybe she'll actually use her money for good or something like that. If not, at least she'll look even more fake. That's hot! As reported previously, Britney Spears is on baby watch number two. I feel bad enough for K-Fed's other kids. I really hope she doesn't have another child for him to care for, I just don't think that he can do that especially now that Britney has put him on a budget. Ryan Seacrest started his position as anchor for E! News Live, a show clearly close to my heart since one day I will have that position. I personally hate Ryan Seacrest, I don't like his coverage of the award shows on E!, I don't like him on American Idol. Basically we don't get along so the fact that he's the brand new face of my favorite entertainment news show is highly upsetting. I know though, that they're trying to put on as many bad anchors as possible so that by the time I come along, the audience will realize what they've been missing all these years. Basicaly, Seacrest Out! As I bid you adieu, my favorite James Bond is my thoughts as he recovers from Kidney surgery. Check back soon!