Sunday, February 19, 2006

Lisa Marie and Elizabeth Taylor are quickly becoming two of a kind...


Lisa Marie is quickly gaining the marriage status of Elizabeth Taylor who was married eight times, twice to the same man. Lisa Marie tied the knot for the fourth time to Michael Lockwood who is a guitarist in her band and a music producer. Presley has previously been married to Nicholas Cage, Michael Jackson (I know what the hell was she thinking) and Danny Keough who is the father of her daughter Riley. Hopefully this one will last and hopefully she won't marry the same guy twice like Elizabeth Taylor because that means Michael Jackson could get another chance and let's just say it all together now... ew!
Nick Lachey is seeking spousal support from Jessica Simpson because he has no career and was only famous for being married to her. You'd think he would have fought harder to save that marriage then. It was already decided in court that Lachey wouldn't recieve alimony but the file for support has just been made. I'm sure Jessica is laughing away at this. News that Jessica has been cheating on Nick with Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine for the past year was reported in US Weekly. I don't think this girl is as dumb as everyone makes her out to be. She got to have an affair which was kept quiet, she's capitalized on her supposed idiocy and she's pretty damn rich. She gives a whole new meaning to "dumb blonde."
Chris Martin reportedly has hinted at a Coldplay split. He was quoted saying that "We got to go. People are fed up with us, and so are we." Could Gwyneth be the cause of this, dare I say we have another Yoko on our hands.
News about Nicole Kidman's wedding to Keith Urban has been flying around for the past couple weeks but I just have one question when did they EVER announce their engagement? I think that needs to come first.
That's all the news I have for now. Check back soon and HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!

2 comments:

bigdaddylebowski said...

Regarding Lisa Marie: I say, 'thank you, thank you very much'....and....'I have left the building!'

Jack Brojack said...

no i am leaving the building