Rumors have recently surfaced that creepy couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have broken up but these rumors have been adamantly denied. So Tom Cruise totally gave Katie Holmes a frontal lobotomy for sure. This girl was so sweet and innocent as Joey Potter and then so normal in her relationship with Chris Klein so why the sudden change. The invasive brain surgery is the only answer in my opinion. That baby is going to end up really screwed up and brain-washed like his mother. One day we're going to hear about a kid that escaped from a cult and it's going to be the Cruise-Holmes baby. It's the scientology people, I'm just saying... So, Shannon Doherty good job with another car crash. The first one involved a DUI because Shannon is quite the problem person. Caused problems on 90210 causing her to longer be on the show, then she screwed Aaron Spelling over again by leaving Charmed after one season. Let's not forget her famed fight with Paris Hilton over scuzzy Rick Solomon. I spotted the two of them last year almost to the day at Malibu's Nobu looking quite cuddly. I don't think it's to presumptuous to say that I think alcohol might be involved in this crash too. The Olsen twins are the faces of Badgley-Mischka's add. Looking quite adult and not bulimic or anorexic at all, the twins actually look like they're moving forward except for oh wait the fact that they're kinda screwed up and they have done nothing but look cute their entire lives. Oh snap! Paris Hilton was doused with flour at fashion week by animal rights protestors because she claims to be an animal lover with her overexposed animals and yet wears fur. What I have to say to that is go away Paris , we don't care, you have done nothing to be famous and don't even deserve to have flour thrown at you. Bitter maybe but come on now. Bring Lindsay back, at least this trouble starter has a career. That's all I have today but if celebrities keep this up I'll be reporting again soon.
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Wow, honey....you're full of piss and vinegar (I know, I know...it's a very old saying but it describes you to a tee!). I think Shannon Doherty should get drunk (again), kidnap the Cruise-Holmes baby and while in the midst of a high-speed chase, run over the Olsen twins and get thrown from the car, beheading herself on the jagged windshield...problems solved.
Ps: couldn't figure out how to involve Paris Hilton in that scenario....got any suggestions?
Ohhhhh baby...you got it! They are all in that group of celebs we LOVE to hate! I see the Cruise-Holmes scenario like Mission: Impossible meets Rosemary's Baby. In her 10th month of pregnancy, right before her water breaks, TomKat II manages an escape from the Scientolgy Penitentiary. We watch with nail-biting anticipation as she dodges guards and holograms of L. Ron Hubbard. When she finally emerges onto Sunset Blvd., she manages to hail the one and only cab in Los Angeles that sweeps her off to Cedars Sinai. We breathe a sigh of relief as she gives birth in the delivery room at Cedars...and then...the doctor pulls his face mask off...and...it's John Travolta....oh nooooooooooooooo.
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