Hollywood Foreign Press sucks and so does Kenny G.

First off clever name Mike Hundt, you should go confer with Dick Hertz about your next ridiculous comment to my blog. Yes, entertainment news might be shallow at times but you seem to care about it just as much as I do to take the time to read my blog, comment on it and give insight into the reasons that you believe Brad and Jen broke up. Nobody really knows why they broke up so I think it's interesting that you think you do, maybe you should do some fact checking. Also you clearly seem to care about Angelina Jolie since you read my blog about her and if you don't care and think that I'm shallow and vapid that don't read my blog because as much as you don't care, thats how much I could really care less about what you have to say in regards to it. Basically Mike Huntz you are an angry asshole who shouldn't be dispensing opinions about things that you know little about, go put on some Kenny G. and drown yourself in a saucer because you're personality is actually shallow enough that you would drown.

Onto the Golden Globes... I watched the red carpet on E! as I always do because as the title of my blog suggests, I will work for E! one day. This year Ryan Seacrest was the master of ceremonies and Isaac Mizrahi and Giuliana Dipandi were on the carpet. Isaac Mizrahi asked the most inappropriate questions such as "where do you keep your condoms?" "What kind of bikini wax do you have, playboy or brazilian?" and my favorite to the newly seperated Hilary Swank, "Hows single life?" to which she curtly responded, "I'm actually not single and I'm trying to work out my marriage" and then she briskly said goodbye and walked away. Giuliana whom I aspire to be asked dumb questions and Ryan Seacrest just babbled. Basically it made me sad to think that E! would do a red carpet like this one. If these people can host the red carpet then there is no doubt in my mind that one day I can do the same thing. The actual award ceremony was dissapointing for certain awards. Geena Davis who is looking ever so manly and quite round in the face beat out the unbelievable Glenn Close who was nominate for her work in The Shield for Best Actress in a drama. I've never seen Commander in Chief but i can imagine that there is no way that show or she can be better than Glenn Close. Paul Newman one for Empire Falls which was expected because he is a screen legend. Thankfully Brokeback Mountain and Walk the Line took away several awards including Best Picture and Best Actor and Actress for Reese Witherspoon and Joaquin Phoenix. Lost one for Best Drama Series which I don't really think should win anything but kudos to J.J Abrams because he got screwed over with Alias. One of the funniest moments of the ceremony was that all four desperate housewives were nominated for Best Actress in a comedy alongside Mary Louise Parker for Weeds and she walked away with the award even though Desperate Houswives won the award for Best Comedy Series. The Golden Globes are the worst of the award shows because it's usually the filler nominee (the nominee that doesn't really deserve to be nominated but is because they need an extra person) that walks away with the award. Also the groupings are a little unfair but then again at least we have the Oscars and Emmys to look forward to. Check back soon for some more vapid and shallow entertainment news. Seacrest Out!